"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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how does masturbation affect bulking?

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does it have a negative effect on bulking? should i stop masturbating totally?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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LMFAO... I rarely laugh about health topics on forums, I never thought someone would actually asked something like this :p




just dont "over do".. once a day won't do sheit :rolleyes: Although it can be a good 1 - 3 minute cardio workout :p
 

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Of course it does. Not to mention, hair will grow on your palms and you'll go blind after masturbating frequently. :rolleyes:
 

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lol im being sreious.. it might sound funny but dont get the wrong idea.. its just that ive heard that it decreases testosterone lvl.. and if i work out straight after that i will be less efficient?
 
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CLOONEY

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Originally posted by deeloo
lol im being sreious.. it might sound funny but get the wrong idea.. its just that ive heard that it decreases testosterone lvl.. and if i work out straight after that i will be less efficient?
Yep I heard the same. And apparently your sperm is nearly totaly protein. So maybe it does to some extent, but I dont think it would have a large impact on your training.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by CLOONEY
Yep I heard the same. And apparently your sperm is nearly totaly protein. So maybe it does to some extent, but I dont think it would have a large impact on your training.

That's why you always hear coaches discourage atheletes to abstain from sex while training, or at least before an event. The sex act (with a partner or by yourself) not only affects one's physical performance, but it also affects you psychologically, as blowing your wad also releases chemicals into your brain, like dopamine, that causes you to be very relaxed and euphoric. Think about you how feel after you've had sex. You feel sluggish and all you want to do is sleep afterwards.
 

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It's true you shouldn't do it before any events, but it's not going to effect your training, unless you do it constantly.

Reminds me of a funny time when I whacked it and then I had track practice like 5 hours later, and my legs still felt like rubber that whole practice. It was horrible...I ran so slow. 5 hours later! :D
 

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Hmm... so on the flip side of things, the longer you don't masturbate/have an orgasm, the faster you'll run, be able to lift more weight, and be mentally awake? After a month, I'd imagine, bullets will bounce off your chest (being hard as iron, of course). :p

So much for this site. :rolleyes:
 

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You want to "unload your gun's chamber" so to speak. This way with an empty sperm tank you can lift more and more quicker since you'll weigh less. Who needs to lug around a heavy nutsack
 

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Haha you guys are funny. Alright, Usually I work out and then release the spooge. Don't do it the other way..performance drops off for the next couple of hours. Don't do what others say about releasing yourself before a date too - if date was successful you can enjoy releasing all over her. Haha.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Jacking off f*cks your performance real bad.....

One time, during two a days I ****ed this one girl three times in the morning and when I got up to the fieldhouse and started warming up around 3, I could tell it was gonna be a long, hot and tiring ass day. I felt like quitting or passing out and sh*t too...
 

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i jerk it all the time and im a beefy mother ****er, even arnold did he says in his video "i like to pump and hump" or something like that. and he says "the pump is like cumming" good to know he's our govenor, go arny!

but i still wouldnt recommend it within 3 hours or so before a workout just becuase it kind of exhuasts you
 
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