"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How does Don Juan act when she calls you crying and upset?

girlsarecrazy

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My situation with this girl:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=98459

She texted me:

her: "What are you doing right now?"
me: "Fun stuff of course"
her: "I'm really upset right now. Me and my sis and my mom just got in a big fight"

I called... she didn't pick up. She said she was too upset to talk on the phone. I msg'd her online and she says:


her (10:03:37 PM): come run me over with your car please
her (10:03:40 PM): no i doo
her (10:03:46 PM): i'm not even kidding
me (10:04:04 PM): What's the argument about?
her (10:04:21 PM): my mom not letting me do ANYTHING
her (10:04:47 PM): today she wouldn't even let me drive to mcdonalds
her (10:05:02 PM): and i wanted to spend the night pver heathers .. but could i? NO
me (10:05:11 PM): did you get your grades up? why is she limiting you?
her (10:05:21 PM): i don't know
her (10:05:33 PM): because i'm a "failure at life
her (10:05:36 PM): '"
me (10:06:08 PM): she shouldn't say that to you... you need to explain to her how that makes you feel
me (10:06:42 PM): well report cards came.. did you do good?
her (10:10:53 PM): i didn't do that bad
her (10:11:02 PM): i don't even care about anything anymore
her (10:18:23 PM): what are you doing right now
me (10:18:54 PM): nothing too important.
her (10:19:24 PM): i wish you could come over
her (10:19:31 PM): would you be allowed do you think
me (10:19:56 PM): i'll ask.
her (10:22:07 PM): okay, thanks so much, it would mean alot to me
me (10:24:14 PM): She's said "i'm going to bed.. i'm not letting you out when i'm asleep"
me (10:24:33 PM): I tried begging and it just pissed her off.
her (10:24:35 PM): okay
her (10:24:44 PM): thankss tho..

I didn't know how to handle this situation... Should i have gone out of the way to see her?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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spaceman2001

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lol how old are you guys, 16?

To me nothing is more un-attractive than a girl who spills all of her problems on me. Major turn-off.
 

aftershock

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So shes crying because her mum wouldn't let her go to McDonalds.

Do you realise how stupid that sentence sounds?

Get a girl who's a bit more mature, for your own sake.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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paraguayandj

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Damn boy! you got a drama queen on your hands, unless she was ridiculuously hot i would just leave her on the side and not worry about it. Or keep your pimp hand strong in case you need it ;) Just kidding
 

Weak_Game

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yea.. highschool forums, "OMG MY LIFE IS FUKIN OVER I CANT GO TO MCDONALDS AND GET S SHAKE!!!!!!! OH GOD MY LIFE IS OVER "... jesus christ
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Brian20o2

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EWWWW! Why would anyone wanna go to McDeathBurger? But yeah, Tell her to grow up. And maybe you should to...

"me (10:24:33 PM): I tried begging and it just pissed her off."

^ This is where it reached a new low
 

00Kevin

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strange.. my gf started crying on the phone tonight. I just said, "I don't understand why you are crying?"

She was afraid that i was going to break up with her because I told her that I didn't feel like doing anything with her tonight. I just wanted to relax at home and be lazy. She started to cry because she wouldn't get another chance to see me for a few days. oh well that is her problem i guess.
 

syemour

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this girl isnt even your girlfriend. tell her to stop calling you and tell that one friend that she went to germany with to come over.

Where is her friend now? I bet when this is all said and done she is going to be having fun with that other girl and not you.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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00Kevin

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I agree with syemour.

She ****en deserves the shi-t she got from her mother. You should of told her off as well. I mean what did she expect ? She most likely f-ucked around at school all year.

I would of said something like, "well grades don't matter to me because I'm looking for a housewife" :)
 

Jariel

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NeonBase said:
"Oh, you seem to be in a bad mood... I'll talk to you later then" Don't entertain her immature ramblings
I agree. I have loads of drama queen friends and that's how I usually respond to them.
 
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aftershock said:
So shes crying because her mum wouldn't let her go to McDonalds.

Do you realise how stupid that sentence sounds?

Get a girl who's a bit more mature, for your own sake.
HAHAHAHAHA :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

That made my DAY!!!!!

:crackup: :crackup:
 
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