"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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how do you work with girls with no sense of humor?

duke104

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i met this girl about a month ago and im naturally sarcastic when talking to girls so ive been using a lot of ****y funny stuff with her. shes the first girl ive ever come across that actually gets pissed off when i tease her. shes definitely an attractive girl so she naturally has that ****y/confident attitude, but ive never received such cold responses before. any other girl would laugh about it and tease me back but her typical response is "whatever". is there a way i can work with this or should i just drop it and move on to another girl?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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kingsam

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kick her to the curb....its a VERY bad personality trait...she likely see things much more negatively...get pissed off easier...when times are hard most people can have a laugh with each other and overcome these problems - this girl wont be able to!

OP any idea what her sense of humour is then??
 

ATP

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Give her a nickel and tell her to buy a personality then drop her. I cant stand the ****ing *****s who can't take a joke or two. Women think they can get away with just their looks and let their personality stagnate.

Generally women don't have a sense of humor. They can laugh at funny men but they are generally very bad at being funny themselves... except fat chicks for some reason.
 

Allurre

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Don't try suck up and appease to her.

If she has a dry humor, don't blame it on yourself. It's her own personal issues.

Get her to make it up to you for being so boring and uncool.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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