BGMan
Master Don Juan
Can't you make a date for BOTH of you to go to the gym and work out?
BGMan
BGMan
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Yeah, she's a keeper with low self-respect after you probably.Originally posted by Al Bundy
i wanna hit it when shes skinny, i dont like fat my man. what's so hard to understand about that?
i'm not about to next this one, shes a keeper.
Ok...She's a little overweight (10-20 isn't fat.) You stayed with her a year, which means there are reasons beyond her being "fat." Either go to the gym with her, sleep with her (yes, that means sex!), or ditch her and go to someone else.Originally posted by Al Bundy
i wanna hit it when shes skinny, i dont like fat my man. what's so hard to understand about that?
i'm not about to next this one, shes a keeper.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
You are so witty.Originally posted by white_hype
how do you tell her shes fat?
with the back of your hand
what do you say to a woman with two back eyes?Originally posted by white_hype
how do you tell her shes fat?
with the back of your hand
hit up fat chicks much?Originally posted by KillingTime
This is the dumbest thing i've ever heard.... seriously.. wtf??? If you like her then what the hell does it matter if she's got a few extra pounds??? Nobodys perfect, you either like the girl or you don't... no offense but what are you?? 12???? Because that's an incredibly childish thing to ask of someone you care about (if it were for health concerns then no, but you obviously want her to lose the weight b/c you like skinny girls). Like I said, unless you are some little punk kid, you either like someone or you don't. There's no "oh i like her but shes got some flab and im not gonna have sex with her"... grow the hell up.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
when you're 5'2" 10-20 pounds over looks worse than on taller broads. i dont think she's fat, just chubby, but its a turn off though.Originally posted by crazykid
Ok...She's a little overweight (10-20 isn't fat.) You stayed with her a year, which means there are reasons beyond her being "fat." Either go to the gym with her, sleep with her (yes, that means sex!), or ditch her and go to someone else.
It would be nice for people to take care of themselfs, don't ya think?Originally posted by CrzyBadBoyDJ
Yeah, she's a keeper with low self-respect after you probably.
Then just tell her to come to the gym with you. Start eating healthier and make her eat healthier too. Go on some dates where you two walk.Originally posted by Al Bundy
when you're 5'2" 10-20 pounds over looks worse than on taller broads. i dont think she's fat, just chubby, but its a turn off though.