BGMan
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Can't you make a date for BOTH of you to go to the gym and work out?
BGMan
BGMan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
How do you tell your gf shes fat?
- Thread starter Al Bundy
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
KillingTime
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This is the dumbest thing i've ever heard.... seriously.. wtf??? If you like her then what the hell does it matter if she's got a few extra pounds??? Nobodys perfect, you either like the girl or you don't... no offense but what are you?? 12???? Because that's an incredibly childish thing to ask of someone you care about (if it were for health concerns then no, but you obviously want her to lose the weight b/c you like skinny girls). Like I said, unless you are some little punk kid, you either like someone or you don't. There's no "oh i like her but shes got some flab and im not gonna have sex with her"... grow the hell up.
CrzyBadBoyDJ
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Yeah, she's a keeper with low self-respect after you probably.Originally posted by Al Bundy
i wanna hit it when shes skinny, i dont like fat my man. what's so hard to understand about that?
i'm not about to next this one, shes a keeper.
Ok...She's a little overweight (10-20 isn't fat.) You stayed with her a year, which means there are reasons beyond her being "fat." Either go to the gym with her, sleep with her (yes, that means sex!), or ditch her and go to someone else.Originally posted by Al Bundy
i wanna hit it when shes skinny, i dont like fat my man. what's so hard to understand about that?
i'm not about to next this one, shes a keeper.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
white_hype
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how do you tell her shes fat?
with the back of your hand
with the back of your hand
Evil-Rom
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You are so witty.Originally posted by white_hype
how do you tell her shes fat?
with the back of your hand
Dont say anything, she already knows she is overweight, she doesnt need to be told that.
Just bring it up your going to gym tomorrow and say your going to get in shape for summer or bulk for the winter or something.
If she's asks to go with you, then that means she want to do something about it.
Otherwise if she doesnt more or likely she doesnt care.
I have talked to girls about getting in shape etc and they usualy input their thoughts there about it and say 'yeh i been wanting to get into shape' etc.
Just bring it up your going to gym tomorrow and say your going to get in shape for summer or bulk for the winter or something.
If she's asks to go with you, then that means she want to do something about it.
Otherwise if she doesnt more or likely she doesnt care.
I have talked to girls about getting in shape etc and they usualy input their thoughts there about it and say 'yeh i been wanting to get into shape' etc.
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what do you say to a woman with two back eyes?Originally posted by white_hype
how do you tell her shes fat?
with the back of your hand
nothing, cuz you already done told her twice.
hit up fat chicks much?Originally posted by KillingTime
This is the dumbest thing i've ever heard.... seriously.. wtf??? If you like her then what the hell does it matter if she's got a few extra pounds??? Nobodys perfect, you either like the girl or you don't... no offense but what are you?? 12???? Because that's an incredibly childish thing to ask of someone you care about (if it were for health concerns then no, but you obviously want her to lose the weight b/c you like skinny girls). Like I said, unless you are some little punk kid, you either like someone or you don't. There's no "oh i like her but shes got some flab and im not gonna have sex with her"... grow the hell up.
actualy for her it is a health issue, also. dude i'm not gonna hit until she loses weight, she's a C borderline D, and her stomach pops out a little less than her tits. shes gotta lose some weight, period.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
when you're 5'2" 10-20 pounds over looks worse than on taller broads. i dont think she's fat, just chubby, but its a turn off though.Originally posted by crazykid
Ok...She's a little overweight (10-20 isn't fat.) You stayed with her a year, which means there are reasons beyond her being "fat." Either go to the gym with her, sleep with her (yes, that means sex!), or ditch her and go to someone else.
It would be nice for people to take care of themselfs, don't ya think?Originally posted by CrzyBadBoyDJ
Yeah, she's a keeper with low self-respect after you probably.
Then just tell her to come to the gym with you. Start eating healthier and make her eat healthier too. Go on some dates where you two walk.Originally posted by Al Bundy
when you're 5'2" 10-20 pounds over looks worse than on taller broads. i dont think she's fat, just chubby, but its a turn off though.
That, or have sex with her to burn off the calories.