Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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How do you respond to "Oh baby you're so huge"

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Jaxon

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How do you respond to a chick who tells you "you're so huge" the first time she feels your hog?

Yeah yeah seems pretty simple at first. There's a million responses that would work:

"Mmm, yup."
"Thanks"
"I'm told it feels even bigger once it's inside"

The comment or the response isn't the issue. To me it's the insincerity of it that bugs me. I'm above average in size but I'm not "HUGE" by any means...I don't think.

Anytime I feel someone is paying me a false compliment or is blowing smoke or trying to kiss my ass, it makes me suspicious of their motivations and wonder what they're trying to get from me. So personally I'm not a big fan of being told "Oh baby you're so huge", for the most part it comes off fake and somewhat forced.

Why do chicks do this? How do you guys feel about getting a compliment like this? Other thoughts are welcome.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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maybe the chick's only been with chodes up till now.

maybe in all ur humility ur just downplaying the size of your leviathan.
 
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There are so many ways to respond that it is ridiculous! Whether they are telling the truth or not, you have hit a goldmine. By saying that to you, she has given you a license to say all sorts of outlandish things.

"So is your vagina... Mmmmmm BABY!"

"I know... It's like a gift and a curse... These legs are so tired"

"Thats what your mom said"

The list goes on and on and on. ****, when a girl says something about my **** being big, I hum some kind of epic theme song. My favorites are Godzilla and the Star Wars theme.

Be creative
 
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Why does everyone feel the need to try and pull a C+F line here? She gave you a tremendous compliment. No need to be ****y or an a$$hole. Her IL is obviously extremely high with you, no need to blow it by being a fvck ass. Just a simple thanks will do. Now go fvck the sh!t out of her boyo.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Why wouldn't you feel the need to?

Since I've been a kid I've been a class clown. I've just always really appreciated humor in life. It has certainly never "blown things" with a woman. Not in my case at least.

It's not like I'm always just dreaming up lines to impress people either. If I spontaneously think of something funny I just say it. Not to sound cliche`, but I'm just being myself.

If you want to make a joke, make a joke. Chances are she will appreciate it. Shes telling you your **** is big, not confessing her love to you.
 
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Duh.

'Oh baby, you're so tight'
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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So, do you think she's being sarcastic? Is that your point?

The last few times a girl told me I had a huge man piece, I just said thanks, and stuck it in her mouth.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
Tommy Lee said that d!ck size compliments only count when you get them from porn stars.
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do strippers in tijuana count?
 
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Gangster Of Love

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Scars said:
Why does everyone feel the need to try and pull a C+F line here? She gave you a tremendous compliment. No need to be ****y or an a$$hole. Her IL is obviously extremely high with you, no need to blow it by being a fvck ass. Just a simple thanks will do. Now go fvck the sh!t out of her boyo.
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Agree. Those lines described above are sure ways to kill it. Not everyone can pull that kinda $hit. For most here that would be a sure way to practically find a way to not hit it.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"I appreciate your enthusiasm."

Pick her up and drop her onto your bed, and rip her clothes off.
 
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Don't know and don't care. I'll never hear those words, so why bother?
 
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WhtRbt said:
just keep your mouth shut and ram it in her
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Agreed.

The majority of dbags who responded wouldnt say sh*t. They would just type some C+F line on their comp.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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