"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How do you respond to "Oh baby you're so huge"

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Jaxon

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How do you respond to a chick who tells you "you're so huge" the first time she feels your hog?

Yeah yeah seems pretty simple at first. There's a million responses that would work:

"Mmm, yup."
"Thanks"
"I'm told it feels even bigger once it's inside"

The comment or the response isn't the issue. To me it's the insincerity of it that bugs me. I'm above average in size but I'm not "HUGE" by any means...I don't think.

Anytime I feel someone is paying me a false compliment or is blowing smoke or trying to kiss my ass, it makes me suspicious of their motivations and wonder what they're trying to get from me. So personally I'm not a big fan of being told "Oh baby you're so huge", for the most part it comes off fake and somewhat forced.

Why do chicks do this? How do you guys feel about getting a compliment like this? Other thoughts are welcome.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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maybe the chick's only been with chodes up till now.

maybe in all ur humility ur just downplaying the size of your leviathan.
 
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There are so many ways to respond that it is ridiculous! Whether they are telling the truth or not, you have hit a goldmine. By saying that to you, she has given you a license to say all sorts of outlandish things.

"So is your vagina... Mmmmmm BABY!"

"I know... It's like a gift and a curse... These legs are so tired"

"Thats what your mom said"

The list goes on and on and on. ****, when a girl says something about my **** being big, I hum some kind of epic theme song. My favorites are Godzilla and the Star Wars theme.

Be creative
 
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Why does everyone feel the need to try and pull a C+F line here? She gave you a tremendous compliment. No need to be ****y or an a$$hole. Her IL is obviously extremely high with you, no need to blow it by being a fvck ass. Just a simple thanks will do. Now go fvck the sh!t out of her boyo.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Why wouldn't you feel the need to?

Since I've been a kid I've been a class clown. I've just always really appreciated humor in life. It has certainly never "blown things" with a woman. Not in my case at least.

It's not like I'm always just dreaming up lines to impress people either. If I spontaneously think of something funny I just say it. Not to sound cliche`, but I'm just being myself.

If you want to make a joke, make a joke. Chances are she will appreciate it. Shes telling you your **** is big, not confessing her love to you.
 
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Duh.

'Oh baby, you're so tight'
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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So, do you think she's being sarcastic? Is that your point?

The last few times a girl told me I had a huge man piece, I just said thanks, and stuck it in her mouth.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
Tommy Lee said that d!ck size compliments only count when you get them from porn stars.
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do strippers in tijuana count?
 
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Scars said:
Why does everyone feel the need to try and pull a C+F line here? She gave you a tremendous compliment. No need to be ****y or an a$$hole. Her IL is obviously extremely high with you, no need to blow it by being a fvck ass. Just a simple thanks will do. Now go fvck the sh!t out of her boyo.
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Agree. Those lines described above are sure ways to kill it. Not everyone can pull that kinda $hit. For most here that would be a sure way to practically find a way to not hit it.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"I appreciate your enthusiasm."

Pick her up and drop her onto your bed, and rip her clothes off.
 
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Don't know and don't care. I'll never hear those words, so why bother?
 
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WhtRbt said:
just keep your mouth shut and ram it in her
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Agreed.

The majority of dbags who responded wouldnt say sh*t. They would just type some C+F line on their comp.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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