"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
How do you make a woman squirt?
- Thread starter El Payaso
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
It's actually have never been proven that women can squirt. There have been multiple research done where fluid was analyzed. Multiple research studies concluded that the fluid that comes out during squirting has the exact same content as urine.El Payaso said:
Meaning women are just peeing when squirting, voluntarily or not.
1. Never be a "pure thruster," try to get them to masturbate for you, watch whether they grind on the ****, stroke it or press back to the spots in the vag. Try to carefully estimate the amount of pressure they are using, increasing and decreasing, fast and slow, be observant. Watch what they do to themselves and then do that with your applicable body parts. Simple. Don't TELL them you are doing this to learn their buttons, tell them it makes you hot. Don't jump them in the middle of their masturbation, watch the whole thing very carefully acting as if you are beyond turned on to conceal the careful attention.
2. Start juicing them up beforehand, hours in advance. Drop little innuendos, not graphic at all to start, their imagination will do the rest. Then get gradually more suggestive and graphic. Rarely just grab them into bed and f them, that's how ruts start and they get bored. Give them some food, wine, get them talking about their feelings, sensations. Watch 9 1/2 Weeks. Never just "f them now" when they say that or "take me," play with it, repeat, confirm, tease. "I've been thinking about your all morning," becomes significantly later in the day or night "I've been thinking about your hot, wet juicy pxssy all day long, I've GOT to have that Pxssy." But ramp up, and wait for feedback before escalating. The best sex is escalated when it's THEIR idea to escalate or they think it is anyway.
3. TALK. ASK THEM WHAT THEY WANT. "It's OK to tell me ANYTHING you want, it TURNS ME ON to hear you tell me what you want." Not before, but DURING foreplay... eh sometimes before. Dirty talk is key to juicing them up. Repeat it back to them, "you want me to...? is that what you want? you don't sound like you want it that much, how much do you REALLY want that?" Tailor your noise to their response, some like to hear a man grunt with pleasure, but maybe not at the start, some like the whole time. Gauge their response to the noises you make and remember that.
If they start off yelling and panting, unless you REALLY juiced them up prior, they are usually faking, it takes about a minute IME to get even the horniest, wettest ones "forgetting themselves" and making real sounds honestly. If I get that fake BS right off the bat, I will slow WAY down, disengage near entirely and start over from scratch. DON't REWARD bad habits like faking, it will reduce attraction in the long run. Most of their faking is because they want to get it over or aren't really into it, you don't want that or ever to reinforce it.
4. In the act, nondescript cues such as "is that it? is that hitting it?" Ride high in missionary, pull ankles up in air and over their head if flexible, and get the clt, g and deeper in at the same time. Wait to switch not just because you think it's time, but they or you are about to come, then and only then switch. Don't just do things right when they ask, repeat, confirm, tease.
5. Don't talk about sex directly either before or after in a "did you like that?" "wow that was great" way. OF COURSE it was great, that goes without saying if she is laying back on the bed sweating all flushed and panting with her legs spread smiling. Keep SOME mystery in it, and most analysis OUT, even though your are doing it with her hundreds or thousands of times. Same principle applies to shtting and peeing with the door open. Don't.
Enough for now, that's a start. As you can see, most of this is mental, nothing to do with d size or raw "technique" or positions, the brain is of course the most sensitive, powerful sex organ in the body. Treat it as such. Your goal of mastery is to make women you are dating start coming in their pants from just kissing them.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
It's a mental thing for the woman. It feels like she has to pee when orgasming, and then she just has to relax and let go. Most women squirt with cl!t stimulation more so than having anything inside of them, at least at the moment of squirting. It also helps if she has been drinking and needs to pee anyway.
So it really has nothing to do with the guy's sexual prowess; it's a trick the woman has to learn.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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Step 2. Fill it with water.
Step 3. Hand the girlie the Super Soaker.
Step 4. Have her squirt you with it.
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That's what I tend to think too. I known a couple or a few women that squirted and I don't like it. As far as I'm concerned it's like being peed on.way2smart said:
Good luck.
Skyline
Master Don Juan
If she doesn't squirt after you do most of the stuff said in that thread, then I don't think it's you...
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
BetterCallSaul
Master Don Juan
Bible_Belt said:
It IS pee, I don't know why there's so much stuff floating around about how "we don't know what it is or where it comes from" bs. Think about it - there is only 1 organ down there that can store that much fluid.
Now, when she does squirt, yes, there's most likely/almost definitely some women juices mixed in, but I guarantee you everything else is coming straight out of her bladder.