There's this hot/horny chick that I've been lusting over for the past two weeks. I got her to come over to my house for a massage by telling her that I was a student who nweesed practice . now I'm not new to massage, but I'm not a pro either. what are some tips both "massage oriented" and in general to help set the mood and get her horny enough for sex? .
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
How do you go from a massage to sex? all tips welcome, she's getting here in an hour.
- Thread starter Obameros
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Daniel1099
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theirs a spot right below the lower back, and right above the ass...
it feels REALLY good to rub that.
do some gentle carresing as well.
get sexual with talking as well...use ur head brah
it feels REALLY good to rub that.
do some gentle carresing as well.
get sexual with talking as well...use ur head brah
Its easy to lead to sex when doing a massage 
Start off normally and then start massaging nearer and nearer to the breasts etc. If she's enjoying it keep getting more sexual. She probably knows it'll lead to sex anyway.
Start off normally and then start massaging nearer and nearer to the breasts etc. If she's enjoying it keep getting more sexual. She probably knows it'll lead to sex anyway.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
Obameros said:
are you serious?
no
Im serious are you serious?
Mr_rogers
Senior Don Juan
If you know her already then it should be easy. Massages are probably the easiest way to get to sex. Just make it sensual and fun for her and you should be in her pants in no time. Don't focus just on the interesting bits that us guys like - places like her thighs, calves, biceps and triceps all have large muscles and it feels good for for them to rubbed and stuff. Since thighs are generally fairly thick compared to other body parts, you may need to use two hands to cover the full area.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Thanks slaog!
Solomon: are you talking to me or yourself?
Thank mr. Rogers!
So far I've dim lighting, enigma
Music, essential oils in the air, a very comfortable bed, and a little alcohol that I drank to calm any nerves I might get.
Solomon: are you talking to me or yourself?
Thank mr. Rogers!
So far I've dim lighting, enigma
Music, essential oils in the air, a very comfortable bed, and a little alcohol that I drank to calm any nerves I might get.
tony-montana
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i will tell you now massage gets you laid. i've done it to so many girls at parties. ive had one girl even whisper into my ear that she was horny. i didn't fuk her though... she was seeing my friend
chicks LOVE a massage and im going to give one to my date tonight
p.s; i use to do message therapy for years.
chicks LOVE a massage and im going to give one to my date tonight
p.s; i use to do message therapy for years.
Thanks for your help.
It took a little while, cause she kept saying no to my advancements but all of her movements were saying**** yes. like she was saying "I can't be doing this, I don't even know you that well, but then she would start grinding against me. usually, as an afc, I would listen to her words and back off but I kept persisting and succeed. again thanks, I took all of your advice
It took a little while, cause she kept saying no to my advancements but all of her movements were saying**** yes. like she was saying "I can't be doing this, I don't even know you that well, but then she would start grinding against me. usually, as an afc, I would listen to her words and back off but I kept persisting and succeed. again thanks, I took all of your advice
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
BongDuy
Master Don Juan
so you got laid?! lol
tony-montana
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only three hours until i'm doin the same thing. my date ;P
Mr_rogers
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Hahaha, congrats to the OP! Way to put what you learn into practice!
I'd wish you luck Montana, but something tells me you won't need it.
I'd wish you luck Montana, but something tells me you won't need it.