"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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How do I hide my boner

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penial rigomortis at inappropriate times(in front of hotty boss these days)

it seems that i get hard quite frequently in school. i don't know if its the fantasizing about railing the teacher in front of the class, or maybe i just haven't rubbed one out in a few days. either way, it sucks when i get a boner in class. i usually wear basketball shorts which makes it damn near impossible to hide. any advice on how to cover it up?

ps: that reminds me, some kid at my school got suspended for wackin it during class. and i know a girl that got fingered during class. and 2 people at my school got suspended for ****ing in the bathroom. feel free to share any similar stories.

PPS: sometimes when I get so wrecked I can't get it up, any suggestions on how to get and stay...?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I dont know what to tell you. Just think about "Little House on the Prarie" That ruins my boner real quick.
 
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Personaly, if i get a boner in class i just try think about a really fat chick:moon:

This one kid at my school got suspended for beating off in the library. The librarian caught him and they canvased the table with yellow caution tape.:crackup: Good times
 
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Originally posted by Super FLY Guy
Personaly, if i get a boner in class i just try think about a really fat chick:moon:

This one kid at my school got suspended for beating off in the library. The librarian caught him and they canvased the table with yellow caution tape.:crackup: Good times
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LMAO.............dont wear b-ball shorts....wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs
 
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Originally posted by Smooth Player 056
LMAO.............dont wear b-ball shorts....wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs
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Its all good. The tuck it under thing works well too.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Buy UnderArmor Underwear from a sports authority store.. its elastic underware and its pretty comfortable
 
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Or just wear it proudly, and act like it's not even there. It will take a lot of balls, but if you do it with confidence then it won't really matter. This is probably only a temporary solution though, because it would get old after the first few times.
 
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Perhaps you need to masturbate more frequently.

At least you're not impotent. Think about it that way.
 
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Originally posted by Super FLY Guy
Its all good. The tuck it under thing works well too.
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WTF? THAT WOULD HURT. I JUST LET MY STICK GO TO MY WAIST IF I SERIOUSLY DONT WANT SOMEONE SEEING I GOT A HARD ON.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs
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dude, that would kinda hurt and still show thru jeans that you got a boner.
 
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