"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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How do I hide my boner

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penial rigomortis at inappropriate times(in front of hotty boss these days)

it seems that i get hard quite frequently in school. i don't know if its the fantasizing about railing the teacher in front of the class, or maybe i just haven't rubbed one out in a few days. either way, it sucks when i get a boner in class. i usually wear basketball shorts which makes it damn near impossible to hide. any advice on how to cover it up?

ps: that reminds me, some kid at my school got suspended for wackin it during class. and i know a girl that got fingered during class. and 2 people at my school got suspended for ****ing in the bathroom. feel free to share any similar stories.

PPS: sometimes when I get so wrecked I can't get it up, any suggestions on how to get and stay...?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I dont know what to tell you. Just think about "Little House on the Prarie" That ruins my boner real quick.
 
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Personaly, if i get a boner in class i just try think about a really fat chick:moon:

This one kid at my school got suspended for beating off in the library. The librarian caught him and they canvased the table with yellow caution tape.:crackup: Good times
 
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Originally posted by Super FLY Guy
Personaly, if i get a boner in class i just try think about a really fat chick:moon:

This one kid at my school got suspended for beating off in the library. The librarian caught him and they canvased the table with yellow caution tape.:crackup: Good times
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LMAO.............dont wear b-ball shorts....wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs
 
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Originally posted by Smooth Player 056
LMAO.............dont wear b-ball shorts....wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs
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Its all good. The tuck it under thing works well too.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Buy UnderArmor Underwear from a sports authority store.. its elastic underware and its pretty comfortable
 
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Or just wear it proudly, and act like it's not even there. It will take a lot of balls, but if you do it with confidence then it won't really matter. This is probably only a temporary solution though, because it would get old after the first few times.
 
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Perhaps you need to masturbate more frequently.

At least you're not impotent. Think about it that way.
 
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Originally posted by Super FLY Guy
Its all good. The tuck it under thing works well too.
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WTF? THAT WOULD HURT. I JUST LET MY STICK GO TO MY WAIST IF I SERIOUSLY DONT WANT SOMEONE SEEING I GOT A HARD ON.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs
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dude, that would kinda hurt and still show thru jeans that you got a boner.
 
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