"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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How do I hide my boner

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Boner da Stoner

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penial rigomortis at inappropriate times(in front of hotty boss these days)

it seems that i get hard quite frequently in school. i don't know if its the fantasizing about railing the teacher in front of the class, or maybe i just haven't rubbed one out in a few days. either way, it sucks when i get a boner in class. i usually wear basketball shorts which makes it damn near impossible to hide. any advice on how to cover it up?

ps: that reminds me, some kid at my school got suspended for wackin it during class. and i know a girl that got fingered during class. and 2 people at my school got suspended for ****ing in the bathroom. feel free to share any similar stories.

PPS: sometimes when I get so wrecked I can't get it up, any suggestions on how to get and stay...?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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The Master Disaster

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I dont know what to tell you. Just think about "Little House on the Prarie" That ruins my boner real quick.
 

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Personaly, if i get a boner in class i just try think about a really fat chick:moon:

This one kid at my school got suspended for beating off in the library. The librarian caught him and they canvased the table with yellow caution tape.:crackup: Good times
 

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Originally posted by Super FLY Guy
Personaly, if i get a boner in class i just try think about a really fat chick:moon:

This one kid at my school got suspended for beating off in the library. The librarian caught him and they canvased the table with yellow caution tape.:crackup: Good times
LMAO.............dont wear b-ball shorts....wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs
 

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Originally posted by Smooth Player 056
LMAO.............dont wear b-ball shorts....wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs
Its all good. The tuck it under thing works well too.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Buy UnderArmor Underwear from a sports authority store.. its elastic underware and its pretty comfortable
 

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Or just wear it proudly, and act like it's not even there. It will take a lot of balls, but if you do it with confidence then it won't really matter. This is probably only a temporary solution though, because it would get old after the first few times.
 

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Perhaps you need to masturbate more frequently.

At least you're not impotent. Think about it that way.
 

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Originally posted by Super FLY Guy
Its all good. The tuck it under thing works well too.
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WTF? THAT WOULD HURT. I JUST LET MY STICK GO TO MY WAIST IF I SERIOUSLY DONT WANT SOMEONE SEEING I GOT A HARD ON.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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wear jeans and tuck it under if a boner occurs
dude, that would kinda hurt and still show thru jeans that you got a boner.
 
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