"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How Do I Help Her Move On?

Juggalo

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There's this girl that I like and she likes me, too.

Her and her boyfriend are taking some time apart right now. He was the one to suggest it. He wants to figure out what he wants to do with his life and all...this isn't the first time he's done this with her.

I think her and I would make a good couple. Thing is...I don't have a job and/or a car. Her boyfriend now has both a car and a job.

She said that she wants to move on from this guy. We both like each other. What should I do to help her move on? I've done/said things and I think it's helped...

Any advice will be helpful. Thanks.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bling

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Why does a car matter? If she's into that, get the hell away.


and give her a month, and then ask her out.
 

Jester

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Usually, being able to take your girlfriend out to places instead of getting a ride from mommy is a plus.


Never compete for a girl. There are plenty just like her. Shes nothing special, dont treat her like she is.

If you disagree with me. Try to give me a reason first.
 

Juggalo

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Originally posted by Jester

Never compete for a girl. There are plenty just like her. Shes nothing special, dont treat her like she is.

If you disagree with me. Try to give me a reason first.
I don't disagree and I'm not going to compete for her. It's not her...it's just me. She has this boyfriend with a job and a car...then she goes to me who has neither? See?

I'll give it a month. Last night we talked on the phone for an hour and a half. I know that's kind of a no no...but I'm not going to go out on a date with her right now....so I made that exception.
 
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