Crimson Tide
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JFK Jr. was the ultimate DJ. I gotta have the hair, 'brah.
http://www.melonpatch.net/jfk/afterwed.jpg
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
How do I get my hair like this???
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Master Bates
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Take all the jizz you blow from jerking off to pictures of JFK Jr. all the time, rub between palms, and massage backwards into blow-dried hair.
djapprentice
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Master Bates said:
Funny, how this is coming from a dude called Master Bates
Master Bates
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What do you mean? I am the master don juan, and my last name is bates, so.......djapprentice said:Funny, how this is coming from a dude called Master Bates
.........oh sh*t!
Canadian Catnip
Senior Don Juan
Go to his grave.
Dig up his body.
Take hair.
Make a wig from it.
Pick up chicks.
It's that simple.
Dig up his body.
Take hair.
Make a wig from it.
Pick up chicks.
It's that simple.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Crimson Tide
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He was cremated.
im going with this harstyle, do u think chicks will dig it?
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/mrbroly/DimebagDarrell_RIP.jpg
or this...
http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Jim_Morrison.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/mrbroly/DimebagDarrell_RIP.jpg
or this...
http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Jim_Morrison.jpg
Crimson Tide
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WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
Master Bates said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :cheer:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.