Crimson Tide
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JFK Jr. was the ultimate DJ. I gotta have the hair, 'brah.
http://www.melonpatch.net/jfk/afterwed.jpg
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
How do I get my hair like this???
- Thread starter Crimson Tide
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Master Bates
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Take all the jizz you blow from jerking off to pictures of JFK Jr. all the time, rub between palms, and massage backwards into blow-dried hair.
djapprentice
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Master Bates said:
Funny, how this is coming from a dude called Master Bates
Master Bates
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What do you mean? I am the master don juan, and my last name is bates, so.......djapprentice said:Funny, how this is coming from a dude called Master Bates
.........oh sh*t!
Canadian Catnip
Senior Don Juan
Go to his grave.
Dig up his body.
Take hair.
Make a wig from it.
Pick up chicks.
It's that simple.
Dig up his body.
Take hair.
Make a wig from it.
Pick up chicks.
It's that simple.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Crimson Tide
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He was cremated.
im going with this harstyle, do u think chicks will dig it?
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/mrbroly/DimebagDarrell_RIP.jpg
or this...
http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Jim_Morrison.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/mrbroly/DimebagDarrell_RIP.jpg
or this...
http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Jim_Morrison.jpg
Crimson Tide
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WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
Master Bates said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :cheer:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.