Crimson Tide
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JFK Jr. was the ultimate DJ. I gotta have the hair, 'brah.
http://www.melonpatch.net/jfk/afterwed.jpg
http://www.melonpatch.net/jfk/afterwed.jpg
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
How do I get my hair like this???
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Master Bates
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Take all the jizz you blow from jerking off to pictures of JFK Jr. all the time, rub between palms, and massage backwards into blow-dried hair.
djapprentice
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Master Bates said:
Funny, how this is coming from a dude called Master Bates
Master Bates
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What do you mean? I am the master don juan, and my last name is bates, so.......djapprentice said:Funny, how this is coming from a dude called Master Bates
.........oh sh*t!
Canadian Catnip
Senior Don Juan
Go to his grave.
Dig up his body.
Take hair.
Make a wig from it.
Pick up chicks.
It's that simple.
Dig up his body.
Take hair.
Make a wig from it.
Pick up chicks.
It's that simple.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Crimson Tide
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He was cremated.
im going with this harstyle, do u think chicks will dig it?
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/mrbroly/DimebagDarrell_RIP.jpg
or this...
http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Jim_Morrison.jpg
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f285/mrbroly/DimebagDarrell_RIP.jpg
or this...
http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Jim_Morrison.jpg
Crimson Tide
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WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
Master Bates said:
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :cheer:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.