"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how do i fix this one...?

jenzos

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Well it seems ya'll give some good advice, let me explain my problem I have.

Okay to start the story, my friend got a girlfriend and she is super cool, so being the ass I am I have hooked up with about 5 of her friends in the past few weeks. She loves to tell them to chill with us and they always abide. So the problem is, in doing this, I made a nice little reputation of "the player, pimp" type guy. I should want this shouldnt I? But does it turn girls off and I think they know that I do this quite often, and they seem do the same thing. It seems as though they just want to hookup and then dont talk to me ever again haha.

How do i go about getting them all to want to hookup with me numerous times/want to go out with me?

Cliffnotes: basically, i hookup with plenty of girls, but I can't get to get the second time or third time. I want them to all want to do it again. etc. etc.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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08aisaac

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Well maybe you should instead of having sex with them as soon as hey want, make them wait for it. You seem to get plenty so you shouldn't mind making them wait. Or you could become extremely good in bed and then they will want to hook up with you again.
 

AC/DC

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First, it's not your fault you're a pimp player:D

God gave you skills, or you worked on them, and now you are what you are.

Why change that?

Instead, try focusing only on one at a time. Be friends with the rest, keep your intentions SECRET. Focus on that one, and now that you're not giving the other girls any attention, see what the result is. Some may like the lack of attention, others may want it back.

Remember, sh*t spreads quicker than a ho's legs, so keep everything under wraps.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

littleweasel22

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"Remember, sh*t spreads quicker than a ho's legs, so keep everything under wraps."
HAHAHA... that's great
 
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