How Can You Be A Christian Don Juan?

[backbreaker]

Also remember that the bible was written in a time where a woman having sex out of wedlock meant literally a life of *****dom, prostitution and disgrace to her entire family. Literally the worst thing youj could do to a man in 1000 BC besides kill him is to screw his daughter out of wedlock


remember in the bible when the angel came down to mary and told her that she was about to have jesus? man there were literal;ly about to kill mary, and joseph, who didn't believer her at first, had to have the angle come tell him as well and even then they had to flee the city in fear of her life. They were not playing around about virginity back then

 

[Bible_Belt]

Jesus macGuyver'd a whip out of rope and beat the asses of the temple money-changers. They were all sad, pathetic little b!tches who were scared of a real fight, just like the Internet Warriors posting on this thread.

 

[Gimple]

Jesus macGuyver'd a whip out of rope and beat the asses of the temple money-changers. They were all sad, pathetic little b!tches who were scared of a real fight, just like the Internet Warriors posting on this thread.

Says the only guy who's joined this thread and hasn't actually contributed to it. No, instead all he does is hurl accusations and try his hardest to insult people.

Your behavior spits in the face of what Jesus taught. If you actually claim to be a Christian, you are nothing but a hypocrite.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Says the only guy who's joined this thread who hasn't actually contributed to it. No, instead all he does is hurl accusations and try his hardest to insult people.

You're behavior spits in the face of what Jesus taught. If you actually claim to be a Christian, you are nothing but a hypocrite.

lol, silly troll! You are so funny! You got me good there!

 

[Gimple]

lol, silly troll! You are so funny! You got me good there!

I know I did.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I know I did.

Where do you live? What do you weigh? Maybe we could talk in person about our disagreements sometime, during a state-sanctioned, fully legal, martial arts competition. I would like that.

 

[Gimple]

Where do you live? What do you weigh? Maybe we could talk in person about our disagreements sometime, during a state-sanctioned, fully legal, martial arts competition. I would like that.

Now you want to express your dislike (or hatred) for me through violence? My, my, how very Christian of you.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Now you want to express your dislike (or hatred) for me through violence? My, my, how very Christian of you.

The guys I have fought in the cage have all ended up being my best friends. There is a lot of respect between fighters. It's like the opposite of being a sorry little man who talks sh!t over the Internet that he could never back up in real life.

 

[Gimple]

The guys I have fought in the cage have all ended up being my best friends. There is a lot of respect between fighters. It's like the opposite of being a sorry little man who talks sh!t over the Internet that he could never back up in real life.

So you're saying that in order for an argument to hold any weight, a person has to be able to physically beat up their opponent? Really?

Plus, I'm not the one who has been talking **** in this thread. That would be you.

 

[Bible_Belt]

So you're saying that in order for an argument to hold any weight, a person has to be able to physically beat up their opponent? Really?

Plus, I'm not the one who has been talking **** in this thread. That would be you.

Ohhh, sorry! You're a girl! I didn't know. I apologize.

 

[Gimple]

Ohhh, sorry! You're a girl! I didn't know. I apologize.

Lame.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Lame.

Yes, I'm sorry I picked on a girl. I didn't know.

 

[Gimple]

Yes, I'm sorry I picked on a girl. I didn't know.

You're slow in picking up on social cues.

 

[Bible_Belt]

You're slow in picking up on social cues.

Nah, I get it. A man would have told me where he lived and what he weighed. I'm embarrassed to have talked to a woman this way. Once again, I apologize.

 

[Gimple]

Nah, I get it. A man would have told me where he lived and what he weighed. I'm embarrassed to have talked to a woman this way. Once again, I apologize.

No, you still don't get it. Keep trying though.

 

[Bible_Belt]

No, you still don't get it. Keep trying though.

You're obviously a b!tch, but are you at least hot? You should post some pics.

 

[Gimple]

You're obviously a b!tch, but are you at least hot? You should post some pics.

You're trying to use the same tactic over and over again, even though it's failed every time. That's no way to win the frame. Switch it up. Try something completely different.

 

[Bible_Belt]

You're trying to use the same tactic over and over again, even though it's failed every time. That's no way to win the frame. Switch it up. Try something completely different.

It sounds like you're fat. Where's my pics? I want to see your sexy self!

 

[Gimple]

It sounds like you're fat. Where's my pics? I want to see your sexy self!

Fail.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Fail.

Awww, someone's shy. That's cute.