Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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How Can You Be A Christian Don Juan?

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Also remember that the bible was written in a time where a woman having sex out of wedlock meant literally a life of *****dom, prostitution and disgrace to her entire family. Literally the worst thing youj could do to a man in 1000 BC besides kill him is to screw his daughter out of wedlock


remember in the bible when the angel came down to mary and told her that she was about to have jesus? man there were literal;ly about to kill mary, and joseph, who didn't believer her at first, had to have the angle come tell him as well and even then they had to flee the city in fear of her life. They were not playing around about virginity back then
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jesus macGuyver'd a whip out of rope and beat the asses of the temple money-changers. They were all sad, pathetic little b!tches who were scared of a real fight, just like the Internet Warriors posting on this thread.
 

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Jesus macGuyver'd a whip out of rope and beat the asses of the temple money-changers. They were all sad, pathetic little b!tches who were scared of a real fight, just like the Internet Warriors posting on this thread.
Says the only guy who's joined this thread and hasn't actually contributed to it. No, instead all he does is hurl accusations and try his hardest to insult people.

Your behavior spits in the face of what Jesus taught. If you actually claim to be a Christian, you are nothing but a hypocrite.
 

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Says the only guy who's joined this thread who hasn't actually contributed to it. No, instead all he does is hurl accusations and try his hardest to insult people.

You're behavior spits in the face of what Jesus taught. If you actually claim to be a Christian, you are nothing but a hypocrite.
lol, silly troll! You are so funny! You got me good there!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Where do you live? What do you weigh? Maybe we could talk in person about our disagreements sometime, during a state-sanctioned, fully legal, martial arts competition. I would like that.
Now you want to express your dislike (or hatred) for me through violence? My, my, how very Christian of you.
 

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Now you want to express your dislike (or hatred) for me through violence? My, my, how very Christian of you.
The guys I have fought in the cage have all ended up being my best friends. There is a lot of respect between fighters. It's like the opposite of being a sorry little man who talks sh!t over the Internet that he could never back up in real life.
 

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The guys I have fought in the cage have all ended up being my best friends. There is a lot of respect between fighters. It's like the opposite of being a sorry little man who talks sh!t over the Internet that he could never back up in real life.
So you're saying that in order for an argument to hold any weight, a person has to be able to physically beat up their opponent? Really?

Plus, I'm not the one who has been talking **** in this thread. That would be you.
 

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So you're saying that in order for an argument to hold any weight, a person has to be able to physically beat up their opponent? Really?

Plus, I'm not the one who has been talking **** in this thread. That would be you.
Ohhh, sorry! You're a girl! I didn't know. I apologize.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Nah, I get it. A man would have told me where he lived and what he weighed. I'm embarrassed to have talked to a woman this way. Once again, I apologize.
No, you still don't get it. Keep trying though.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You're obviously a b!tch, but are you at least hot? You should post some pics.
You're trying to use the same tactic over and over again, even though it's failed every time. That's no way to win the frame. Switch it up. Try something completely different.
 

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You're trying to use the same tactic over and over again, even though it's failed every time. That's no way to win the frame. Switch it up. Try something completely different.
It sounds like you're fat. Where's my pics? I want to see your sexy self!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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