"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Also remember that the bible was written in a time where a woman having sex out of wedlock meant literally a life of *****dom, prostitution and disgrace to her entire family. Literally the worst thing youj could do to a man in 1000 BC besides kill him is to screw his daughter out of wedlock


remember in the bible when the angel came down to mary and told her that she was about to have jesus? man there were literal;ly about to kill mary, and joseph, who didn't believer her at first, had to have the angle come tell him as well and even then they had to flee the city in fear of her life. They were not playing around about virginity back then
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Jesus macGuyver'd a whip out of rope and beat the asses of the temple money-changers. They were all sad, pathetic little b!tches who were scared of a real fight, just like the Internet Warriors posting on this thread.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
Jesus macGuyver'd a whip out of rope and beat the asses of the temple money-changers. They were all sad, pathetic little b!tches who were scared of a real fight, just like the Internet Warriors posting on this thread.
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Says the only guy who's joined this thread and hasn't actually contributed to it. No, instead all he does is hurl accusations and try his hardest to insult people.

Your behavior spits in the face of what Jesus taught. If you actually claim to be a Christian, you are nothing but a hypocrite.
 
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Gimple said:
Says the only guy who's joined this thread who hasn't actually contributed to it. No, instead all he does is hurl accusations and try his hardest to insult people.

You're behavior spits in the face of what Jesus taught. If you actually claim to be a Christian, you are nothing but a hypocrite.
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lol, silly troll! You are so funny! You got me good there!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Where do you live? What do you weigh? Maybe we could talk in person about our disagreements sometime, during a state-sanctioned, fully legal, martial arts competition. I would like that.
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Now you want to express your dislike (or hatred) for me through violence? My, my, how very Christian of you.
 
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Now you want to express your dislike (or hatred) for me through violence? My, my, how very Christian of you.
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The guys I have fought in the cage have all ended up being my best friends. There is a lot of respect between fighters. It's like the opposite of being a sorry little man who talks sh!t over the Internet that he could never back up in real life.
 
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Bible_Belt said:
The guys I have fought in the cage have all ended up being my best friends. There is a lot of respect between fighters. It's like the opposite of being a sorry little man who talks sh!t over the Internet that he could never back up in real life.
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So you're saying that in order for an argument to hold any weight, a person has to be able to physically beat up their opponent? Really?

Plus, I'm not the one who has been talking **** in this thread. That would be you.
 
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Gimple said:
So you're saying that in order for an argument to hold any weight, a person has to be able to physically beat up their opponent? Really?

Plus, I'm not the one who has been talking **** in this thread. That would be you.
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Ohhh, sorry! You're a girl! I didn't know. I apologize.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Nah, I get it. A man would have told me where he lived and what he weighed. I'm embarrassed to have talked to a woman this way. Once again, I apologize.
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No, you still don't get it. Keep trying though.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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You're obviously a b!tch, but are you at least hot? You should post some pics.
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You're trying to use the same tactic over and over again, even though it's failed every time. That's no way to win the frame. Switch it up. Try something completely different.
 
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You're trying to use the same tactic over and over again, even though it's failed every time. That's no way to win the frame. Switch it up. Try something completely different.
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It sounds like you're fat. Where's my pics? I want to see your sexy self!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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