"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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How big is your c0ck?

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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and by the wayl, i was looking at some catalog for lencery or however you spell it and it had dildos and everything in there too.... they make a dildo excatly the size of my **** and hoes buy it, so now i have absolutly no problem with my size as before i wish it could be just a little bigger.
 

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Wiesman44 said:
Put 5 spaghetti noodles together, and thats the thickness of my weiner..........chix say its cute !
Isn't that like 1 inch? Is that even humanly possible? How do you piss... well if your d*ck is less than 6.423232332 IN then you should stop trying all girls you meet will laugh and leave you.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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2" long, it gets up to 2.5" if I use yohimbe erection lotion...girls say it's a compact executive
 

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Rebound Material

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Gay boys are interested in the size of your thing. That is about all.

Unless you dig HPV infected chubs (think the American college experience) you should give a damn about this sort of thing. You should be more concerned with what you are going to have for dinner than this. Measuring it? Uh, you must be gay. Seriously, you boys are aiming to impress gay men.

Here is a shocker for you. What do girls notice about a guy first (outside of how thick his wallet is)? His chest? His abs? His biceps? His a$$? His d***? Nope. His eyes. That is right. The eyes. Not too sexy...Is it?
 
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HOMO thread!!!! Say "No" to "Ho-mos"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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son of a ***** whats with all the damn penis pictures on this board recently. it is so ****ing wrong and disturbing. never before have i seen so many penises
 
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A good one fifth of members here are Ho-mos!!!
 
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Mr. Unique said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By this response we know he, Mr(s) unique is a ho-mo!!!



By this response - we know that undispiutable is not a Ho-mo!!!


undesputable said:
ohhhh now that is not safe....****ing bastard
 
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