i agree. no need to worryOriginally posted by GilHarris
It goes to Wikipedia. It's safe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Autofellatio_2.jpg
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
i agree. no need to worryOriginally posted by GilHarris
It goes to Wikipedia. It's safe.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
ohhhh now that is not safe....****ing bastardOriginally posted by hck332
i agree. no need to worry
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Autofellatio_2.jpg
Isn't that like 1 inch? Is that even humanly possible? How do you piss... well if your d*ck is less than 6.423232332 IN then you should stop trying all girls you meet will laugh and leave you.Wiesman44 said:Put 5 spaghetti noodles together, and thats the thickness of my weiner..........chix say its cute !
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
LMFAO AWESOME!!! :rockon:hck332 said:i agree. no need to worry
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Autofellatio_2.jpg
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
By this response we know he, Mr(s) unique is a ho-mo!!!Mr. Unique said:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
undesputable said:ohhhh now that is not safe....****ing bastard