"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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How big is your c0ck?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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and by the wayl, i was looking at some catalog for lencery or however you spell it and it had dildos and everything in there too.... they make a dildo excatly the size of my **** and hoes buy it, so now i have absolutly no problem with my size as before i wish it could be just a little bigger.
 

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Wiesman44 said:
Put 5 spaghetti noodles together, and thats the thickness of my weiner..........chix say its cute !
Isn't that like 1 inch? Is that even humanly possible? How do you piss... well if your d*ck is less than 6.423232332 IN then you should stop trying all girls you meet will laugh and leave you.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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2" long, it gets up to 2.5" if I use yohimbe erection lotion...girls say it's a compact executive
 

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Gay boys are interested in the size of your thing. That is about all.

Unless you dig HPV infected chubs (think the American college experience) you should give a damn about this sort of thing. You should be more concerned with what you are going to have for dinner than this. Measuring it? Uh, you must be gay. Seriously, you boys are aiming to impress gay men.

Here is a shocker for you. What do girls notice about a guy first (outside of how thick his wallet is)? His chest? His abs? His biceps? His a$$? His d***? Nope. His eyes. That is right. The eyes. Not too sexy...Is it?
 
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HOMO thread!!!! Say "No" to "Ho-mos"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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son of a ***** whats with all the damn penis pictures on this board recently. it is so ****ing wrong and disturbing. never before have i seen so many penises
 
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A good one fifth of members here are Ho-mos!!!
 
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Mr. Unique said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By this response we know he, Mr(s) unique is a ho-mo!!!



By this response - we know that undispiutable is not a Ho-mo!!!


undesputable said:
ohhhh now that is not safe....****ing bastard
 
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