"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
How big is your c0ck?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
undesputable
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ohhhh now that is not safe....****ing bastard
Mr. Unique
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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and by the wayl, i was looking at some catalog for lencery or however you spell it and it had dildos and everything in there too.... they make a dildo excatly the size of my **** and hoes buy it, so now i have absolutly no problem with my size as before i wish it could be just a little bigger.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
howardalex
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2" long, it gets up to 2.5" if I use yohimbe erection lotion...girls say it's a compact executive
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If you want an ACTUAL penis size measurement technique: http://thewillpower.org/
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Gay boys are interested in the size of your thing. That is about all.
Unless you dig HPV infected chubs (think the American college experience) you should give a damn about this sort of thing. You should be more concerned with what you are going to have for dinner than this. Measuring it? Uh, you must be gay. Seriously, you boys are aiming to impress gay men.
Here is a shocker for you. What do girls notice about a guy first (outside of how thick his wallet is)? His chest? His abs? His biceps? His a$$? His d***? Nope. His eyes. That is right. The eyes. Not too sexy...Is it?
Unless you dig HPV infected chubs (think the American college experience) you should give a damn about this sort of thing. You should be more concerned with what you are going to have for dinner than this. Measuring it? Uh, you must be gay. Seriously, you boys are aiming to impress gay men.
Here is a shocker for you. What do girls notice about a guy first (outside of how thick his wallet is)? His chest? His abs? His biceps? His a$$? His d***? Nope. His eyes. That is right. The eyes. Not too sexy...Is it?
Last Man Standing
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HOMO thread!!!! Say "No" to "Ho-mos"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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son of a ***** whats with all the damn penis pictures on this board recently. it is so ****ing wrong and disturbing. never before have i seen so many penises
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A good one fifth of members here are Ho-mos!!!
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By this response we know he, Mr(s) unique is a ho-mo!!!Mr. Unique said:
By this response - we know that undispiutable is not a Ho-mo!!!
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