"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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how big are your bicepts??

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Helter Skelter

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Enkai,

Just because you have a small diick and an interest in a thread most people don't give a shiit about don't take it out on me.

Increasing your bicept size will in no way compensate for the small weiner between YOUR legs.

Sorry for your shortcomings

Obviously, this thread is boring otherwise you wouldn't be spending half of it on my remark.

Thank you very much



"Standing Ovation"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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yeah ive got a 13 inch ****. oh wait upper arms. sorry got off track. they look alot bigger than thirtten inches. i guess, im really cut and ive got those buble biceps. my friend the other day was like man your lucky, i said why he said because you look bulkier quicker qith the way your muscles are connected. so thats good for me.
 

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Enkai,

Just because you have a small diick and an interest in a thread most people don't give a shiit about don't take it out on me.

Increasing your bicept size will in no way compensate for the small weiner between YOUR legs.

Sorry for your shortcomings

Obviously, this thread is boring otherwise you wouldn't be spending half of it on my remark.

Thank you very much



"Standing Ovation"
Didn't I tell you it's over, and when I say it's over, I mean it...You dug yourself into the ground, I'm sorry you really don't think before you speak, this thread is about biceps, get off the **** issue man. So F*CK off with your whole retard insecure self, and your **** sizing. Besides, you look so damn childish when you say things like that, seriously...What?...Those jokes are decent when you're like 13 years old or so, maybe even 14, but not now and no one except you is laughing.
 
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