"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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how big are your bicepts??

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Helter Skelter

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Enkai,

Just because you have a small diick and an interest in a thread most people don't give a shiit about don't take it out on me.

Increasing your bicept size will in no way compensate for the small weiner between YOUR legs.

Sorry for your shortcomings

Obviously, this thread is boring otherwise you wouldn't be spending half of it on my remark.

Thank you very much



"Standing Ovation"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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yeah ive got a 13 inch ****. oh wait upper arms. sorry got off track. they look alot bigger than thirtten inches. i guess, im really cut and ive got those buble biceps. my friend the other day was like man your lucky, i said why he said because you look bulkier quicker qith the way your muscles are connected. so thats good for me.
 

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Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Enkai,

Just because you have a small diick and an interest in a thread most people don't give a shiit about don't take it out on me.

Increasing your bicept size will in no way compensate for the small weiner between YOUR legs.

Sorry for your shortcomings

Obviously, this thread is boring otherwise you wouldn't be spending half of it on my remark.

Thank you very much



"Standing Ovation"
Didn't I tell you it's over, and when I say it's over, I mean it...You dug yourself into the ground, I'm sorry you really don't think before you speak, this thread is about biceps, get off the **** issue man. So F*CK off with your whole retard insecure self, and your **** sizing. Besides, you look so damn childish when you say things like that, seriously...What?...Those jokes are decent when you're like 13 years old or so, maybe even 14, but not now and no one except you is laughing.
 
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