Suaveman
Don Juan
how big are your bicepts, flexed, and cold (i.e. not after a workout)? and how much do you weight? And I don't want any bull **** measurements either.
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Ok someone should close this thread when guys start braggin' bout their **** sizes. If you can't put good input into this thread, don't put any at all, cuz I doubt you'll screw anyone on this board.Originally posted by Helter Skelter
I think arms, legs and backs are overrated. I'm not sure what my numbers are but my diick is 8 inches long. Now that's important.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
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Nah that wont save ya, that just doesn't sound right when people read it, sounds good when you say it outloud with a certain tone to it.Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Has anyone heard of comic relief???????????
I'm getting too old for this.Originally posted by Soshyopathe
It's not "bicept."
There are 2 T's.
Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.
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The d1ck bragging in measurements threads are funny. buuuuuuuuuut...........only the first thousand times were funny and you missed that window. I'd try a search on www.amazon.com and they might have some books on "comic relief" and the art of timing.Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Has anyone heard of comic relief???????????
Originally posted by Helter Skelter
Nah,
diick measurement jokes never get old, kinda like ethic jokes.
Besides, theirs always plenty of newbies on this board to keep it fresh.
Diick size will ALWAYS generate more interest than bicepts.
I don't want to mess up this guys thread on bicepts anymore so back to the thread topic.
Sorry guys