"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My dad's (serious) girlfriend's daughter is 15, and I'm 18, and she's attracted to me...always flirts with me, throws out constant sh!t tests though. I don't have oneitis (that would be sh!tty) but I'd definitely enjoy hooking up with her. My dad almost seems to encourage it, which is weird as hell.

When our parents aren't around we cuddle sometimes, or she'll sit on my lap and I'll stroke her inner thigh... We're both still virgins so I think having sex with her would just be too weird at this point, but I'd kinda like to kiss her. Like, she's really goddamn cute, if she were just ok looking I'd have no problem with letting go of the idea and treating her like.....well, ****, pickup tells you to treat a girl "like your little sister" to make her more attracted to you.

I guess it's a bit weird, but she's sexy as hell, and into me, so it's a difficult temptation to ignore.

Is that way too weird? Is it up there with the guy whose blood-related sister wants to fvck him, or the guy who wanted to go to a gay bar and try to pick up guys to prove an obvious point?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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hate to be a buzzkill but first look at this: http://www.avert.org/age-of-consent.htm

Next realize that at your ages and experience levels this relationship would not last... and also realize that if your dad is serious with her mom and say... they get married... your going to be stuck with a sister who you lost your V-card with making your life akward at every family gathering until your parents die.

Do what you want, but honestly I would say this is WAY not worth it.
 
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What's worse? The fact that the OP is thinking about this or the fact that his dad is encouraging it?
 
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In my state the age of consent is 16, or you must be within 4 years of age, so it is legal...and there's no way in hell I'm looking for a relationship, or to lose my v card with her. That's why I said, all I'd do for now is kiss her.

And is that weird? Yeah, I guess it's really weird, but if your future step-sister was a HB9 and she flirted with you and made sexual implications all the time, your mind might start to wander too.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah it's not worth it. What if you got her pregnant? Talk about awkward.
 
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