She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
screwed cause you don't know how to use your admittedly Adonis physique?Dhoulmagus said:Deleted tinder and just accepted the fact that im screwed
Maximus Rex said:Am I the only one trippin on the fact that dude claims to have a "girlfriend," but people find him ugly? Listen muthaf*cka, if b*tches in Georgia, Alabama, or wherever the f*ck you think you like a buffed Quasimodo, that isn't going to suddenly change when you get off the plane in California.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Maximus Rex said:Am I the only one trippin on the fact that dude claims to have a "girlfriend," but people find him ugly?
Your CURRENT girlfriend? Didn't you just make 5000 posts and threads about how ugly and repulsive you are? If you're so ugly,how the HELL did you end up with a girlfriend???I've had tinder for a year and have only gotten 6 matches. 1 is my current gf lol.
Igetit! said:+1 rep.
I've seen this guy make thread after thread after thread.....
"Oh I'm black,nobody likes me"
"Why can't I get a white girl"
"I guess I have to delete Tinder and just accept that I'm screwed"
....and on and on and on.
All these threads and comments making it seem like he's the most hideous person on earth.......then he turns around and starts talking about HIS GIRLFRIEND.
I noticed that too,just didn't give a d@mn about pointing it out.
The first sentence(s) of this thread is....
Your CURRENT girlfriend? Didn't you just make 5000 posts and threads about how ugly and repulsive you are? If you're so ugly,how the HELL did you end up with a girlfriend???
Is she blind?
You talk about giving up on Tinder. So what's the plan......to delete your Tinder account.....and just be with your girlfriend? What are you doing looking for other chicks when you're already in a relationship anyway???
If you're as horrible as you're making yourself out to be,I'd figure you'd do anything and everything to hold on to this chick and make things work.
Be careful,man. In the words of "Aunt Esther" from "Sanford and Son".....
Watch it,sucka.