Batmans assistant
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Anyone have any tips, techniques or funny stories on how to pick up girls at house parties?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Magma
Senior Don Juan
Batmans assistant said:Anyone have any tips, techniques or funny stories on how to pick up girls at house parties?
Yeah. Use the search function.
how old are you? If you're in high school I just recommend getting really drunk (although some people here will say that's terrible advice), college is much harder and you'll have to rely on more things than alcoholBatmans assistant said:Anyone have any tips, techniques or funny stories on how to pick up girls at house parties?
I.A.F.Y.B.
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Getting really drunk IS stupid. You loose all control of thinking straight. The alcohol takes over you and you aint acting right. Plus, other things will happen.... Just drink to get some what drunk. Buzzed or tipsy so you are still aware of wtf is going on and can control your self.
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Say no to alcoholics!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
decadentdestruction
Don Juan
yeah get the other guys drunk first ... and get all the girls
if someone is trying to C*ck block you find the nearest bottle of tequila , and shot glasses and get the other guy drunk, once he's gone (drunk) pull the girl out of his area , and talk to her game her... if she is drunk too pull a mcloving from superbad lol...
if someone is trying to C*ck block you find the nearest bottle of tequila , and shot glasses and get the other guy drunk, once he's gone (drunk) pull the girl out of his area , and talk to her game her... if she is drunk too pull a mcloving from superbad lol...
Try and talk to everyone, even guys. Dont just focus on one girl there, have at least 3 on the potential list, and just work on them slowly during the night then come 12ish-1ish when everyone should be well drunk focus on one. Always try and remember what you talked about earlier with her, that way you can bring up subjects, girls love talking about themselves.