"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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With all this talk about how "Only looks matter", why don't we have some kind of contest where we see just who are the best looking guys on this forum.

And to be fair, we will have age groups like 17-under, 18-24, 25-35, 36-older. etc

This is just an idea, what do you all think about this?

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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How about you go out and meet new people instead?
 

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selfmademob said:
With all this talk about how "Only looks matter"
there's only like 1 lunatic who's been raving about that. don't project his actions as being representative of the forum.
 

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there's only like 1 lunatic who's been raving about that. don't project his actions as being representative of the forum.
It's the bandwagon though, see all these threads about looks, it's the IN Thing now. Skip's the coolest one here man! Join us!!

PS. I = 7.5 on HotOrNot, :D.
 

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Well, I saw this thread first, and I wasn't gonna say anything. But since everyone else decided to chime in I will too. Gay :nono:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Celadus

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Luke Skywalker. Contest over.
 

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sexiest guy on the forum is Dr. Beard

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PRMoon

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you used cutest to describe guys! Dude you're gay! I'm sure it's a suprise for you but those pink shirts in your closet should've been a clue.
 

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hahah I'm cute ;)

I'm confident with my looks, but the HOTTEST? I don't know. It all depends on the girl.


Some girls think I'm hotter than my friend, some girls think my friend is hotter.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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while you are at it, would you please ban skiptomyloser. thank you and god bless.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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sparky0000 said:
while you are at it, would you please ban skiptomyloser. thank you and god bless.
seconded

comic_relief
 

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All persons who participate are required to turn in their Man cards at the door as they leave.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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