"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Hot then cold!?

TheGambino

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2013
Messages
2,751
Reaction score
970
Location
Somewhere
She just texted me:

"Should we just get a bag of Coke for the sake of it tomorrow :laugh emoji:"

Not sure how serious this request is, this is the same girl who said shes broke and wants to drink locally at a bar next to her house rather than going out out. same girl that weirded out - it may have been the valium she popped after we got back to hers though.

She's a wild one.
Send her to Thegambino
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Building_and_Loan

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Dec 25, 2014
Messages
413
Reaction score
247
She just texted me:

"Should we just get a bag of Coke for the sake of it tomorrow :laugh emoji:"

Not sure how serious this request is, this is the same girl who said shes broke and wants to drink locally at a bar next to her house rather than going out out. same girl that weirded out - it may have been the valium she popped after we got back to hers though.

She's a wild one.
She sounds like a nice girl.

For real though, use her for one purpose. Don't invest any emotion or much time into her at all.
 

Murk

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 17, 2017
Messages
4,359
Reaction score
3,322
Age
37
Location
London
She sounds like a nice girl.

For real though, use her for one purpose. Don't invest any emotion or much time into her at all.
No it's literally a fun/cex thing - I'm not spending much time or money on this and I am also seeing a 32 y/o beautician on Saturday who is DTF.

Funny enough my ex I broke up with a few weeks ago is reaching out to me and wanting to spend time/bang etc.

I'm embracing the abundance thing and really just having fun and not emotionally investing in anyone but myself. Last week or so I have felt like I'm getting my groove back.
 

devilkingx2

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 9, 2013
Messages
4,521
Reaction score
2,229
Location
NYC
This b*tch just messaged me: "Omg I am dying"

She better be dying.

Any advice on when to reply? was thinking maybe tomorrow at work?
why would you ever reply? if you couldn't bang her when she dragged you out and got fvcked up then the odds of you banging her in any other situation is 0%, go NC forever
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

devilkingx2

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 9, 2013
Messages
4,521
Reaction score
2,229
Location
NYC
She just texted me:

"Should we just get a bag of Coke for the sake of it tomorrow :laugh emoji:"

Not sure how serious this request is, this is the same girl who said shes broke and wants to drink locally at a bar next to her house rather than going out out. same girl that weirded out - it may have been the valium she popped after we got back to hers though.

She's a wild one.
run fast and far at the first signs of addiction

if she's in control then it's fine party on

Right...because at every little thing that goes wrong you just dump a chick. I swear some people live in an alternate dimension...
a girl who's wasted and high seems like the best possible situation to bang her in, if you couldn't bang her like that then there's no way you'd bang her in a million years.

if you miss a shot from 1 foot away, you won't make it from 100
 

Murk

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 17, 2017
Messages
4,359
Reaction score
3,322
Age
37
Location
London
Right so I stayed with my ex last night and all of today whilst still having this date lined up for tonight. I didn’t have time to go home and change but I’d showered and gone straight to the date with the Australian about 18:30.

Didn’t go well for my standards. During the night we arranged to meet up on Sunday (it’s friday night) do to some stuff and we are going abroad for a wedding (accommodation paid for I just have to book my flights). But I feel I’ve friendzoned myself, found it difficult to escalate with kino (did some) and genuinely found myself seeing this girl as a friend, I think because I’ve recently broke up with my ex and I spent yesterday and today with her it was hard to get my mind in the game, my heart wasn’t in it tonight and I think it showed. We split a g of coke and Uberrwd to her place and I Ubered back to mine.

She’s interested in me, but I’m not on my usual form and feel a bit jaded if I’m honest. I feel like calling her (we both did coke she will still be up left her not long ago). Just general frustration with myself, we both opened up about family stuff tonight and she was definately more flirtatious than she’s ever been, I just flopped, all sexed out from earlier today and just not hungry enough for it. Help?
 

devilkingx2

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 9, 2013
Messages
4,521
Reaction score
2,229
Location
NYC
Right so I stayed with my ex last night and all of today whilst still having this date lined up for tonight. I didn’t have time to go home and change but I’d showered and gone straight to the date with the Australian about 18:30.

Didn’t go well for my standards. During the night we arranged to meet up on Sunday (it’s friday night) do to some stuff and we are going abroad for a wedding (accommodation paid for I just have to book my flights). But I feel I’ve friendzoned myself, found it difficult to escalate with kino (did some) and genuinely found myself seeing this girl as a friend, I think because I’ve recently broke up with my ex and I spent yesterday and today with her it was hard to get my mind in the game, my heart wasn’t in it tonight and I think it showed. We split a g of coke and Uberrwd to her place and I Ubered back to mine.

She’s interested in me, but I’m not on my usual form and feel a bit jaded if I’m honest. I feel like calling her (we both did coke she will still be up left her not long ago). Just general frustration with myself, we both opened up about family stuff tonight and she was definately more flirtatious than she’s ever been, I just flopped, all sexed out from earlier today and just not hungry enough for it. Help?
so this is why you're not supposed to try and hookup with your exes huh
 

Murk

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 17, 2017
Messages
4,359
Reaction score
3,322
Age
37
Location
London
Update. Aussie chick text me couple hours ago asking what I’m doing, said I’m out drinking. I left the chick I was with to go home and have decided to make a detour. They want me to bring vodka, mixer and coke. I told them I’ll bring ill some drink but if they want drugs they need to front up some cash (I’m not a *****).

I’m on my way now, fingers crossed I get to bang her. I’m gonna try to spend as little money as possible.

As an aside: I cried today during my therapy. Thought of my mum leaving me to deal with life without the answers, feelings of nobody truly having my back. I wanted to go straight home today and sleep but here I am, making stupid decisions, trying to get a bang.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

Read more...

wifehunter

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 6, 2015
Messages
5,145
Reaction score
3,302
Age
52
Location
Hoe County, California
Don't do drugs, kids.
 
Top