"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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me being here. I know this is a guy site, but everyone on the girly sites get offended too easy, like the guys are metrosexuals or some crap. Anyway, I know most of you guys ignore me, which is totally cool, 'cause most of what I say is BS, but this is me ->:wave: I don't get offended easy at all, whatsoever, so say whatever. :kick:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I haven't seen any of your posts that were reminiscent of Iqqi's or potatoes so as far as I'm concerned you're cool.

So sit down, stay awhile, lol. :up:
 

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Oh yeah, another thing, I work at home, and so the only time I out in the "real world" is at school and at the gym, which I don't really talk to people much then either, so I'm a little off the wall and dorky.:cheer:
 

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LivA said:
Oh yeah, another thing, I work at home, and so the only time I out in the "real world" is at school and at the gym, which I don't really talk to people much then either, so I'm a little off the wall and dorky. :cheer:
and here i thought i was bad......I only talk to strippers.:eek:



are you fat??? It's ok if you are....you fit right in with the rest of us

watch this video http://youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0
 

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LivA said:
'cause most of what I say is BS, but this is me ->:wave:

I bet men love you for being you. A skirt wearing, long haired, and hopefully beautiful woman. Though, I bet you're attracted to this site, where that means nothing and you better have more. I'm not interested in BS, and I agree with John Alexander, men should never take advice from women.

You should stay and be welcomed.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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spider_007 said:
and here i thought i was bad......I only talk to strippers.:eek:



are you fat??? It's ok if you are....you fit right in with the rest of us

watch this video http://youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

HAHA...That video was great. I love George. Anyone who doesn't like Seinfield or Family Guy is just wrong, plain wrong.

As far as being fat, no, but I used to be. The good thing about being fat is that you don't have to be so cautious about what you eat or feeling guilty for eating it. It's like big girls look at thin girls and all bit*chy about it. WTH, the big girls have it easier, they eat whatever the heck they want, don't have to fit gym time into their schedule, don't worry about their weight, eat snacks late and night. :confused: :confused:

I like strippers. They are awesome to party with it, but the conversation pretty much sucks sober.
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
I bet men love you for being you. A skirt wearing, long haired, and hopefully beautiful woman. Though, I bet you're attracted to this site, where that means nothing and you better have more. I'm not interested in BS, and I agree with John Alexander, men should never take advice from women.
You should stay and be welcomed.
I totally agree. Exactly why I don't have female friends. Plus, you shouldn't. You were blessed with a ball sack and a penis, use it, don't be a pus*sy. :rock:
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
No female friends, no c0ck blocks, you're too ugly to need a c0ck block.
I'm not sure if that is a question. If so, I don't have female friends because they annoy me. Most women lie about the stupidest crap, whine about the dumbest stuff, complain about things they either don't want to change or have the motiviation to change. I could go on and on, but it'd probably bore you. :crazy:

Plus, I don't have time for them. They require too much attention.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Whatever the case the chick in Liv's profile is a definite 9 whether its really her or not.
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
I bet men love you for being you. A skirt wearing, long haired, and hopefully beautiful woman. Though, I bet you're attracted to this site, where that means nothing and you better have more. I'm not interested in BS, and I agree with John Alexander, men should never take advice from women.

You should stay and be welcomed.
I don't wear skirts very much, only weekends when going out. I do have long hair. I'm not going to be all like, "Yeah, I'm hot." Yada, yada. I'll just say I can handle my business. Yes, I'm attracted to this site because that doesn't mean anything.
 

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LivA said:
Of course I lie, damn, I just said girls lie....LMAO. How the heck to you rate yourself? My pic is on my profile, so just go look. :eek:
Well the girl on your profile is pretty attractive, and if you say it's you I'll take you on your word. And so far you have a very agreeable attitude and mindset. I don't see anything wrong with a girl like that posting here. :yes: Based on your profile pic alone I would rate you somewhere between an 8-9.
 

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By annoyance scale I'd say the pic is real, but only time will show.. I'd say she's an 8.5, though a little old, will get more average as time goes by.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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LivA said:
My pic is on my profile, so just go look. :eek:
ha ha ha ha..... I was gonna do a quick google image serch and post my picture up, but that's too much work:whistle:


Im just wating for some guy to say; "Yoo Girlllll.... Hit me up...'n let me hit that..."

LivA said:
HAHA...That video was great. I love George. Anyone who doesn't like Seinfield or Family Guy is just wrong, plain wrong.
I should put that video in my signature......oh and yea, the Faggot baby bent on rulling the world is puirty funny.:rockon:
 

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ha ha ha ha..... I was gonna do a quick google image serch and post my picture up, but that's too much work:whistle:
Mmmmmmmk. I think you should go with Wolf on this one.
 

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By the way, at first I though you were a guy! It's only after someone spoke of you as she then I began to realize that perhaps you're not a guy.. You're transforming! :woo:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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