"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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me being here. I know this is a guy site, but everyone on the girly sites get offended too easy, like the guys are metrosexuals or some crap. Anyway, I know most of you guys ignore me, which is totally cool, 'cause most of what I say is BS, but this is me ->:wave: I don't get offended easy at all, whatsoever, so say whatever. :kick:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I haven't seen any of your posts that were reminiscent of Iqqi's or potatoes so as far as I'm concerned you're cool.

So sit down, stay awhile, lol. :up:
 

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Oh yeah, another thing, I work at home, and so the only time I out in the "real world" is at school and at the gym, which I don't really talk to people much then either, so I'm a little off the wall and dorky.:cheer:
 

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LivA said:
Oh yeah, another thing, I work at home, and so the only time I out in the "real world" is at school and at the gym, which I don't really talk to people much then either, so I'm a little off the wall and dorky. :cheer:
and here i thought i was bad......I only talk to strippers.:eek:



are you fat??? It's ok if you are....you fit right in with the rest of us

watch this video http://youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0
 

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LivA said:
'cause most of what I say is BS, but this is me ->:wave:

I bet men love you for being you. A skirt wearing, long haired, and hopefully beautiful woman. Though, I bet you're attracted to this site, where that means nothing and you better have more. I'm not interested in BS, and I agree with John Alexander, men should never take advice from women.

You should stay and be welcomed.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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spider_007 said:
and here i thought i was bad......I only talk to strippers.:eek:



are you fat??? It's ok if you are....you fit right in with the rest of us

watch this video http://youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

HAHA...That video was great. I love George. Anyone who doesn't like Seinfield or Family Guy is just wrong, plain wrong.

As far as being fat, no, but I used to be. The good thing about being fat is that you don't have to be so cautious about what you eat or feeling guilty for eating it. It's like big girls look at thin girls and all bit*chy about it. WTH, the big girls have it easier, they eat whatever the heck they want, don't have to fit gym time into their schedule, don't worry about their weight, eat snacks late and night. :confused: :confused:

I like strippers. They are awesome to party with it, but the conversation pretty much sucks sober.
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
I bet men love you for being you. A skirt wearing, long haired, and hopefully beautiful woman. Though, I bet you're attracted to this site, where that means nothing and you better have more. I'm not interested in BS, and I agree with John Alexander, men should never take advice from women.
You should stay and be welcomed.
I totally agree. Exactly why I don't have female friends. Plus, you shouldn't. You were blessed with a ball sack and a penis, use it, don't be a pus*sy. :rock:
 

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No female friends, no c0ck blocks, you're too ugly to need a c0ck block.
I'm not sure if that is a question. If so, I don't have female friends because they annoy me. Most women lie about the stupidest crap, whine about the dumbest stuff, complain about things they either don't want to change or have the motiviation to change. I could go on and on, but it'd probably bore you. :crazy:

Plus, I don't have time for them. They require too much attention.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Whatever the case the chick in Liv's profile is a definite 9 whether its really her or not.
 

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Mr. Wolf said:
I bet men love you for being you. A skirt wearing, long haired, and hopefully beautiful woman. Though, I bet you're attracted to this site, where that means nothing and you better have more. I'm not interested in BS, and I agree with John Alexander, men should never take advice from women.

You should stay and be welcomed.
I don't wear skirts very much, only weekends when going out. I do have long hair. I'm not going to be all like, "Yeah, I'm hot." Yada, yada. I'll just say I can handle my business. Yes, I'm attracted to this site because that doesn't mean anything.
 

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LivA said:
Of course I lie, damn, I just said girls lie....LMAO. How the heck to you rate yourself? My pic is on my profile, so just go look. :eek:
Well the girl on your profile is pretty attractive, and if you say it's you I'll take you on your word. And so far you have a very agreeable attitude and mindset. I don't see anything wrong with a girl like that posting here. :yes: Based on your profile pic alone I would rate you somewhere between an 8-9.
 

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By annoyance scale I'd say the pic is real, but only time will show.. I'd say she's an 8.5, though a little old, will get more average as time goes by.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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LivA said:
My pic is on my profile, so just go look. :eek:
ha ha ha ha..... I was gonna do a quick google image serch and post my picture up, but that's too much work:whistle:


Im just wating for some guy to say; "Yoo Girlllll.... Hit me up...'n let me hit that..."

LivA said:
HAHA...That video was great. I love George. Anyone who doesn't like Seinfield or Family Guy is just wrong, plain wrong.
I should put that video in my signature......oh and yea, the Faggot baby bent on rulling the world is puirty funny.:rockon:
 

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ha ha ha ha..... I was gonna do a quick google image serch and post my picture up, but that's too much work:whistle:
Mmmmmmmk. I think you should go with Wolf on this one.
 

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By the way, at first I though you were a guy! It's only after someone spoke of you as she then I began to realize that perhaps you're not a guy.. You're transforming! :woo:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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