"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Honestly, How Far Has Anyone On The Hs Board Gotten?

How far have u gotten

  • Sex more thn once

    Votes: 17 31.5%
  • Sex once

    Votes: 6 11.1%
  • Head

    Votes: 3 5.6%
  • Handjob

    Votes: 2 3.7%
  • Fingered girl

    Votes: 4 7.4%
  • Grabbed tits

    Votes: 7 13.0%
  • Hooked up more than once

    Votes: 7 13.0%
  • Hooked up once

    Votes: 2 3.7%
  • Never touched a girl

    Votes: 6 11.1%

  • Total voters
    54

SexinEar

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Don't Be aa lyin dipsh.t, vote it up. The options go in order from the furthest (top) to the lest obviously.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Porky

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sad.
 

The Antichrist_Star

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This isn't serious is it?

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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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This will be nice to know....if people are honest.

I personally have had 11 diffrent girls in my life so far. A respectable number without looking like an easy man slag.

However 7 have been this year.

For those of you that remember my New Years resolution. 12 girls in 12 months. We are currently in month 8 (August). I still need to bed "Miss August". I have something set up for this weekend. Will FR it if its worth doing.


Sarge On!
 

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Nothing, I'm in the army, not exactly the ideal place to pick up women..
But when I am let loose upon the masses, hoho, shagging a-plenty.
 

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Wow....never touched a girl is as high as Sex more than once......intresting....carry on voting people
 

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Porky

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MrS said:
Nothing, I'm in the army, not exactly the ideal place to pick up women..
But when I am let loose upon the masses, hoho, shagging a-plenty.
you mean to say that you have never touched a girl?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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MrS

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Sure I've touched girls, kissed, whatever, I thought we were talking about having sex.

Hmm, my reply was somewhat misleading, my street cred has been shot!
 
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The Antichrist_Star

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dannowillbookem said:
16 people have hit the sexscene multiple times? come onnnn
Not extremely hard to believe.

It says 'had sex more than once' not, 'had sex with multiple people.'

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dannowillbookem said:
16 people have hit the sexscene multiple times? come onnnn
...Cmon "Master DJ" getting laid in HS is easy, just read the bible and use what you learned on the forums and you'll get poony in no time. Grabbin boobs and ass is flirting for me do it everyday to strangers...cmon guys you have to GET OUT and actually SARGE to get RESULTS. :nono:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Embrace

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Mine isnt really up there.

Havent done anything with a girl besides like, walking holding her hip next to me and arms linked or whatever... so i havent quite not touched a girl, but nothing more than that. And i pinched my chick friends boobs a few times because she hit me, so i just voted on the tit touch.

Theres ought to be a choice in between never touched a girl and tit grab..

can you define never touching? cause i mean normal kino and playful hitting is touching
 

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never touched a girl is like...still too scared to even talk to em.
and i've had sex. multiple times.
my record is 5 times in 24 hours.
yeah, my c0ck was pretty tired. hahah
 

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because of this forum, sex mltple times.. though i filled in head, cant remember why

the korsakoff is returning..
 

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Helter Skelter said:
I left high school a long time ago.

When you hook up, what does that mean you did?

Please define
kissing a girl with tounge also
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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