MindOverMatter
Master Don Juan
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haha, man, PRL is gonna rip you a new one when he finds this thread.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Homoseuxality is natural
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
rgeere
Master Don Juan
I read through the article, though it isn't really saying or proving anything. It seems more like a statement of an observation that doesn't appear to understand what it is observing.
PuertoRican_Lover
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Hahaha Shorty, was this a paper you wrote in third grade??
I only read the first paragraph of your so-called "paper" and it had a major error in it (can anyone point it out). I would have given you a "F" for a failing grade and Faggot and a "H" for being a Homo
Your professor is obviously a homo for him to give you an "A" for a grade!
So you are saying there is a gene that makes men put their penis in a man's @ss????
You are a FOOL to the greatest degree!!!
Homo- the unnatural order of things!!
I only read the first paragraph of your so-called "paper" and it had a major error in it (can anyone point it out). I would have given you a "F" for a failing grade and Faggot and a "H" for being a Homo
Your professor is obviously a homo for him to give you an "A" for a grade!
So you are saying there is a gene that makes men put their penis in a man's @ss????
You are a FOOL to the greatest degree!!!
Homo- the unnatural order of things!!
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PuertoRican_Lover
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Hahaha, I just got the gist of this joke a few minutes after I read it --- nice one bastard, I had a good laugh on a homo joke!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
im a homophobe and im not afraid to say it, actually im quite proud im such a homophobe. im also a feminisphobe, and also im quite proud to say im a feminisphobe. all feminist and homos can die go to hell today for all i care.
diplomatic_lies
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If you think about it, nearly everything we do is unnatural.
Dating is unnatural. Sex outside breeding is unnatural. Computers are unnatural. So is eating most foods.
Dating is unnatural. Sex outside breeding is unnatural. Computers are unnatural. So is eating most foods.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
It's well documented, homophobics have repressed homosexual tendancies. Those certain of their sexuality are unconcerned about the threat of homos because they have no interest in them.
Homophobia is very common in teenagers as they wrestle through their quest for sexuality identity.
On one level they sort of know it, on the other it is deeply repressed, a sure sign of this conflict is the expression of anger towards confrontation of these facts.
Ironically, the best way to come to terms with these feelings is to accept them. Now what this doesn't mean is you have to go out and shag blokes, but you do have to accept these feelings are a part of you.
Homophobia is very common in teenagers as they wrestle through their quest for sexuality identity.
On one level they sort of know it, on the other it is deeply repressed, a sure sign of this conflict is the expression of anger towards confrontation of these facts.
Ironically, the best way to come to terms with these feelings is to accept them. Now what this doesn't mean is you have to go out and shag blokes, but you do have to accept these feelings are a part of you.
I suggest you go and read up on those oh so harmful chemicals at http://www.cosmeticscop.com/ .
Here's a quote from that website:
"It is true that propylene glycol in 100% concentration is used as antifreeze, but—and this is a very big but—in cosmetics it is used in only the smallest amounts to keep products from melting in high heat or freezing when it is cold."
Unless you're swallowing your shampoo, there's very little chance of becoming ill from using products containing these chemicals.
Stop spreading this alarmist ****, and stop being so ****ing gullible.
Dr. Rapp's website reads like an advertisement. Citric acid is bad for you? Better stop eating oranges then. Oh no...lactic acid!! I better hope that I don't respire anaerobically!!! And...**** me...malic acid? These apples really are killing me.
Back on topic...homophobes make me laugh.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
What consenting adults do between themselves is their business.
The only things I oppose are the in-your-face parades and the promotion of gay promiscuity as it portrays homosexuality as sleazy and devious and harms their cause. For the same reason, I hate gangsta rap, as it hinders the cause of racial rights and affirms stereotypes.
I have gay friends, some of who are in really stable and loving relationships, and are a pleasure to be around.
Who cares if it's natural or not. I mean if everything had to be natural in order to be accepted, we'd all still be living in caves, hunting wild animals.
The only things I oppose are the in-your-face parades and the promotion of gay promiscuity as it portrays homosexuality as sleazy and devious and harms their cause. For the same reason, I hate gangsta rap, as it hinders the cause of racial rights and affirms stereotypes.
I have gay friends, some of who are in really stable and loving relationships, and are a pleasure to be around.
Who cares if it's natural or not. I mean if everything had to be natural in order to be accepted, we'd all still be living in caves, hunting wild animals.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
no....see thats all bull ****. those are just theories that phsycologists make so we wouldnt have anything against gays. Gays are know for:
1.HAVING SEX IN THE BUTTHOLE.
2.HAVING SEX WITH MANY MANY PARTNERS. Promiscuity to the max
3. As a result of having butt sex and having it with so many partners they start epidemics of many STDS, the most serious being Aids. It is more likly to contract Aids from the butt hole than through normal vaginal sex.
4. Homosexulaity goes along the lines of feminism. Women try to usurp the mens role, which they are able to if theyre gay, and men become more feminized.
5. Trying to get more homos on their side, homos go out and try to seduce straight men.
I dont know about you man, im proud to say that im quite disgusted by that behavior so i can say that im a homophobe, and no i dont have any oppressed homosexual tendencies. All those theories is just a way to get society to accept homosexuality....theyre tricking you into believeing being gay is OK.
Señor Fingers
Master Don Juan
Maybe you should learn to spell better, Mr. "Homoseuxality"
As far as you paper goes, I think your teacher fancies you. Better watch your back! (Unless you are into that sort of thing)
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Here's another stat for you.
Did you know one in seventeen fathers leave their families to go have gay relationships.
Now I'm not saying this, but just suppose your Dad is one of those 1 in 17. Would he stop being your Dad?
Here's another thought.
Who is the biggest threat to society, someone who murders a Gay for being gay, or a Gay who is a Doctor, Firefighter, war hero, film star that you admire etc etc?
I'd prefer a Gay friend over some angry Punk who is unsure of his sexuality anyday.
Did you know one in seventeen fathers leave their families to go have gay relationships.
Now I'm not saying this, but just suppose your Dad is one of those 1 in 17. Would he stop being your Dad?
Here's another thought.
Who is the biggest threat to society, someone who murders a Gay for being gay, or a Gay who is a Doctor, Firefighter, war hero, film star that you admire etc etc?
I'd prefer a Gay friend over some angry Punk who is unsure of his sexuality anyday.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
I dont see any point to that questions, but to answer it, the biggest threat would be a gay doctor, firefighter, war hero, or film star (i wouldnt admire him cause hes gay).....
I dont know why you know so many statistics about gays or the reason gays are gays, seems like either you dont see absolutly anything wrong with being gay, or youre trying to find a good excuse to tell everybody that youre gay. People say that kids who grow up without a dad are very likley to be gay, well i grew up without a dad, i had a couple of stepdads tho...But look im straight as a ruler, I personally dont buy into that theory either. The main reason gays become gays, is bc society makes it seem like theres absolutly nothing wrong with it, that is the COOL thing to do, and tries to publish as many theories as they can to give gays an excuse. Well **** that...
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Undisputable,
Look, I've never brought up a gay topic on this board, ever. You and Homophobe keep on going on about homos, not me. Maybe you two should move in together.
Although you don't realise it, I and many others here are trying to help you understand that the idea that being gay is WRONG, is just a belief.
There is tons of modern research and has been known since the beginning of man that homophobia stems from sexual insecurity, and has been fuelled by modern religous interpretations.
I'm not saying you want to brown your meat, merely that you have some unresolved questions about who you are.
As I say blokes who have no stirrings for the boys, don't really give a monkeys what they get up to. If you become open minded about what I have just written I'm sure you will end up feeling happier and ironically more of a man.
Look, I've never brought up a gay topic on this board, ever. You and Homophobe keep on going on about homos, not me. Maybe you two should move in together.
Although you don't realise it, I and many others here are trying to help you understand that the idea that being gay is WRONG, is just a belief.
There is tons of modern research and has been known since the beginning of man that homophobia stems from sexual insecurity, and has been fuelled by modern religous interpretations.
I'm not saying you want to brown your meat, merely that you have some unresolved questions about who you are.
As I say blokes who have no stirrings for the boys, don't really give a monkeys what they get up to. If you become open minded about what I have just written I'm sure you will end up feeling happier and ironically more of a man.
I would just like to correct something here. It is more likely for a mutation to occur during pregnancy, because that's the period where the few molecules of DNA and RNA are duplicating rapidly, increasing the chances of an error during transcription and a mutation at the same time. I don't think total homosexuality is caused by a mutation, since it has been observed since the Ancient Greeks, and if it was purely genetic, it would have been eliminated through natural selection, since homosexuals do not transmit their genes. It is also possible for the "homosexuality gene" to have disappeared and reappeared during another mutation, but that is veeeeery unlikely.
But all in all your reply was the most on the dot out of the whole thread. I like the way you think, but I disagree with your personal view.
Also...
Both you and Sazuki are wrong. Your article is not pseudo-science nor science, it is simply philosophy, which is a rational reflexion on anything. Basically, as long as there are arguments, you can say anything in philosophy. That's why it's completely pointless to bash the article, but rather present alternatives to it, since it is nothing more than pure philosophy, and you can't discuss the origins of philosophy.
If it was a Sociology essay, then YES I'd have been flaming your ass like Aids in Ethiopia... But I can't really say much more than what Sazuki said.
Don Juanabbe
Master Don Juan
If people want to be gay, that's there problem, just do it well the f*ck away from me.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.