"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Homecoming
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
WHY BOTHER?
Jesus man, people who do that usually are the ones that back women into a corner so saying no would make them look obnoxious. How about you ask her out a typical way, if she says yes, then give her one hell of a night and make THAT extreme? What kinda pansy man would go through extremes just to ask her a simple question? Would any non-desperate woman do this for a guy?
Ask her with a simple question. If it's a yes or no question, then there is no reason to put it into skyfliers. You'll look desperate and hopeless.
CapiCrimini
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give her a chocolate bar, or some food item she likes, but poisen it first... After she eats it, tell her she only has 20 minutes to live. But if she agrees to come to homecomming with you, you might give her the antidote...
I say might because most people who say stupid **** like this also have a slight case of necrophilia...
Hey, whatever gets your rocks of man... i'm not judging you...
[note: you could just slip a note in the chocolate too... a golden ticket to your willy wonka...factory... persay.]
Centy
Don Juan
it really depends on how much you put into it really. Mine cost me something around:
tux rental : $100
booz : $ 60
cigar : $ 80
'buying' my date* : $ 80
cab to my place : $ 30
crazy monkey sex at my place :
PRICELESS
*before you all go loco on this one, let me explain. whe had this auction thing where you could 'buy' a date to the prom, the money went to some hungry kids in africa. I bought two chicks (heh, they came in a 'package-deal') for $80, and sold the other one for $100, to a AFC mate of mine who had a huuuge onetis on her. So i actually made some money on that deal.
and my date was really into me, she wanted to go with me, but couldnt since she was going to be auctioned away. but i took care of that.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Patrick124
Master Don Juan
question: Homecoming is October 23rd. I'm already anxious[gotta top last year, because my date from last year ****ed up a good portion of my life for a few months
damn oneitis. So I was thinking that early October or late Sept would be a good time to ask, not too early, not too late. WHat do you think would be the best time to ask for me?^might seem AFC, but Homecomings a big event for me lol. My one year aniversary of deciding I needed to improve.
Beggining of October. Always have things planned in advance.Originally posted by Patrick124
^thats awesome. lol. The aucion thing..kinda liek in Roadtrip.
question: Homecoming is October 23rd. I'm already anxious[gotta top last year, because my date from last year ****ed up a good portion of my life for a few months
^might seem AFC, but Homecomings a big event for me lol. My one year aniversary of deciding I needed to improve.