Homecoming
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undesputable
Master Don Juan
send her a fax
WHY BOTHER?
Jesus man, people who do that usually are the ones that back women into a corner so saying no would make them look obnoxious. How about you ask her out a typical way, if she says yes, then give her one hell of a night and make THAT extreme? What kinda pansy man would go through extremes just to ask her a simple question? Would any non-desperate woman do this for a guy?
Ask her with a simple question. If it's a yes or no question, then there is no reason to put it into skyfliers. You'll look desperate and hopeless.
CapiCrimini
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Well this is what I would do...
give her a chocolate bar, or some food item she likes, but poisen it first... After she eats it, tell her she only has 20 minutes to live. But if she agrees to come to homecomming with you, you might give her the antidote...
I say might because most people who say stupid **** like this also have a slight case of necrophilia...
Hey, whatever gets your rocks of man... i'm not judging you...
[note: you could just slip a note in the chocolate too... a golden ticket to your willy wonka...factory... persay.]
give her a chocolate bar, or some food item she likes, but poisen it first... After she eats it, tell her she only has 20 minutes to live. But if she agrees to come to homecomming with you, you might give her the antidote...
I say might because most people who say stupid **** like this also have a slight case of necrophilia...
Hey, whatever gets your rocks of man... i'm not judging you...
[note: you could just slip a note in the chocolate too... a golden ticket to your willy wonka...factory... persay.]
Centy
Don Juan
it really depends on how much you put into it really. Mine cost me something around:
tux rental : $100
booz : $ 60
cigar : $ 80
'buying' my date* : $ 80
cab to my place : $ 30
crazy monkey sex at my place :
PRICELESS
*before you all go loco on this one, let me explain. whe had this auction thing where you could 'buy' a date to the prom, the money went to some hungry kids in africa. I bought two chicks (heh, they came in a 'package-deal') for $80, and sold the other one for $100, to a AFC mate of mine who had a huuuge onetis on her. So i actually made some money on that deal.
and my date was really into me, she wanted to go with me, but couldnt since she was going to be auctioned away. but i took care of that.
Patrick124
Master Don Juan
^thats awesome. lol. The aucion thing..kinda liek in Roadtrip.
question: Homecoming is October 23rd. I'm already anxious[gotta top last year, because my date from last year ****ed up a good portion of my life for a few months damn oneitis. So I was thinking that early October or late Sept would be a good time to ask, not too early, not too late. WHat do you think would be the best time to ask for me?
^might seem AFC, but Homecomings a big event for me lol. My one year aniversary of deciding I needed to improve.
question: Homecoming is October 23rd. I'm already anxious[gotta top last year, because my date from last year ****ed up a good portion of my life for a few months
damn oneitis. So I was thinking that early October or late Sept would be a good time to ask, not too early, not too late. WHat do you think would be the best time to ask for me?^might seem AFC, but Homecomings a big event for me lol. My one year aniversary of deciding I needed to improve.
Beggining of October. Always have things planned in advance.Originally posted by Patrick124
^thats awesome. lol. The aucion thing..kinda liek in Roadtrip.
question: Homecoming is October 23rd. I'm already anxious[gotta top last year, because my date from last year ****ed up a good portion of my life for a few months
^might seem AFC, but Homecomings a big event for me lol. My one year aniversary of deciding I needed to improve.