sageproduct
Banned
here's the plan. i'm gonna not jack off for 5 whole days before the dance. then i'm gonna grind extra hard and try to see if i can jizz in my pants. that would be LEGENDARY.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Homecoming.
- Thread starter sageproduct
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
eaglez1177
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Hahahahaha
Lol in all seriousness, that would be extremely embarassing man, but then again im sure it would make one hell of a story
Lol in all seriousness, that would be extremely embarassing man, but then again im sure it would make one hell of a story
sageproduct
Banned
it would be AWESOME. do you think anyone would notice?
BongDuy
Master Don Juan
you'll probably just get a lot of pre cvm in your pants, unless she is really stimulating your penis, or you're just totally turned on
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
eaglez1177
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sageproduct
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idk man...if you've ever gone aweek without doing the deed, literally a light touch can cause you to jizz...BongDuy said:you'll probably just get a lot of pre cvm in your pants, unless she is really stimulating your penis, or you're just totally turned on
sageproduct
Banned
dude holy ****...hc is tomorrow and i have not done it since monday. i seriously have not been as horny since the start of puberty as i am right now...it's SO HARD to keep myself from doing it. i think i really might just jizz in my pants...
base2ball2boy2
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Sorry, couldn't help myself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
sageproduct
Banned
Well guys, I didn't make it. I just did the deed. I managed to convince myself that I would for sure *** from just slight rubbing (based on how horny I was) and that I wouldn't want to risk people finding about my Homecoming ambitions.
JESUS ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT JACK OFF, if you've ever tried it. This was a record-setter for me, five days I guess.
The trap I fell into:
first i start thinking about sex
then i start looking at pictures
then i think "im just gonna look at porn without jacking off"
then "oh im just gonna jerk a little without going all the way"
and then whadda ya know...
JESUS ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT JACK OFF, if you've ever tried it. This was a record-setter for me, five days I guess.
The trap I fell into:
first i start thinking about sex
then i start looking at pictures
then i think "im just gonna look at porn without jacking off"
then "oh im just gonna jerk a little without going all the way"
and then whadda ya know...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.