sageproduct
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here's the plan. i'm gonna not jack off for 5 whole days before the dance. then i'm gonna grind extra hard and try to see if i can jizz in my pants. that would be LEGENDARY.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Homecoming.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
eaglez1177
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Hahahahaha
Lol in all seriousness, that would be extremely embarassing man, but then again im sure it would make one hell of a story
Lol in all seriousness, that would be extremely embarassing man, but then again im sure it would make one hell of a story
sageproduct
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it would be AWESOME. do you think anyone would notice?
BongDuy
Master Don Juan
you'll probably just get a lot of pre cvm in your pants, unless she is really stimulating your penis, or you're just totally turned on
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
eaglez1177
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sageproduct
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idk man...if you've ever gone aweek without doing the deed, literally a light touch can cause you to jizz...BongDuy said:you'll probably just get a lot of pre cvm in your pants, unless she is really stimulating your penis, or you're just totally turned on
sageproduct
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dude holy ****...hc is tomorrow and i have not done it since monday. i seriously have not been as horny since the start of puberty as i am right now...it's SO HARD to keep myself from doing it. i think i really might just jizz in my pants...
base2ball2boy2
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Sorry, couldn't help myself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
sageproduct
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Well guys, I didn't make it. I just did the deed. I managed to convince myself that I would for sure *** from just slight rubbing (based on how horny I was) and that I wouldn't want to risk people finding about my Homecoming ambitions.
JESUS ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT JACK OFF, if you've ever tried it. This was a record-setter for me, five days I guess.
The trap I fell into:
first i start thinking about sex
then i start looking at pictures
then i think "im just gonna look at porn without jacking off"
then "oh im just gonna jerk a little without going all the way"
and then whadda ya know...
JESUS ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT JACK OFF, if you've ever tried it. This was a record-setter for me, five days I guess.
The trap I fell into:
first i start thinking about sex
then i start looking at pictures
then i think "im just gonna look at porn without jacking off"
then "oh im just gonna jerk a little without going all the way"
and then whadda ya know...
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.