sageproduct
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here's the plan. i'm gonna not jack off for 5 whole days before the dance. then i'm gonna grind extra hard and try to see if i can jizz in my pants. that would be LEGENDARY.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Homecoming.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
eaglez1177
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Hahahahaha
Lol in all seriousness, that would be extremely embarassing man, but then again im sure it would make one hell of a story
Lol in all seriousness, that would be extremely embarassing man, but then again im sure it would make one hell of a story
sageproduct
Banned
it would be AWESOME. do you think anyone would notice?
BongDuy
Master Don Juan
you'll probably just get a lot of pre cvm in your pants, unless she is really stimulating your penis, or you're just totally turned on
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
eaglez1177
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sageproduct
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idk man...if you've ever gone aweek without doing the deed, literally a light touch can cause you to jizz...BongDuy said:you'll probably just get a lot of pre cvm in your pants, unless she is really stimulating your penis, or you're just totally turned on
sageproduct
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dude holy ****...hc is tomorrow and i have not done it since monday. i seriously have not been as horny since the start of puberty as i am right now...it's SO HARD to keep myself from doing it. i think i really might just jizz in my pants...
base2ball2boy2
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Sorry, couldn't help myself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
sageproduct
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Well guys, I didn't make it. I just did the deed. I managed to convince myself that I would for sure *** from just slight rubbing (based on how horny I was) and that I wouldn't want to risk people finding about my Homecoming ambitions.
JESUS ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT JACK OFF, if you've ever tried it. This was a record-setter for me, five days I guess.
The trap I fell into:
first i start thinking about sex
then i start looking at pictures
then i think "im just gonna look at porn without jacking off"
then "oh im just gonna jerk a little without going all the way"
and then whadda ya know...
JESUS ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT JACK OFF, if you've ever tried it. This was a record-setter for me, five days I guess.
The trap I fell into:
first i start thinking about sex
then i start looking at pictures
then i think "im just gonna look at porn without jacking off"
then "oh im just gonna jerk a little without going all the way"
and then whadda ya know...
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.