"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Homecoming Dance

Oni

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Im gonna be attending the homecoming dance for the first time this year. I was wondering if it'd be cool if i only slow dance with my date and nothing else. The rest of the time maybe just chillax or talk with ppl.

Also, are homecomings always formal? or is it based on the theme?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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TheDogg

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I feel like the homecoming expert now.

First off, you don't just want to slow dance with your date. Make sure you do this, but you want to do the famous penis rubbing dance.

I'm a terrible dancer, but i have the grinding move down...and that's all i do.

Believe me, you will be happy, and so will herman.
 

RaMar

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the fact that you only want to slow dance shows me that you've never tried a "fast dance" before and are embarassed to try. Believe you me, grinding is easy. There is nothing to it. Don't rule it out. You'll thank us later.
 

oakraiderz2

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You said chillax...where the f did you come up with that?? Is that a "cool" word??
 

wcknightjr

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Check out my tip on homecoming and apply it to your situation with your date instead of some random chick
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Oni

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Originally posted by wcknightjr
Check out my tip on homecoming and apply it to your situation with your date instead of some random chick
where?
 
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