"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hmm I'm thinking I'm gold BUT

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I could always use another expert DJ opinion.

long story short, start talking to this girl, f-up with her in a slight way, and she figures well you f'ed up i'm gonna date my best friend. i said cool you do you, and i'll do me. she agreed and that was that

i don't even call this girl anymore and now she calls me despite everything she's said i blow her off constantly, becuase hey were just friends i don't owe her anything. and she's always, and i mean always talking about her boyfriend and i'm like oh cool and i start talking about him lol, but like the weirdest thing is, is that i mean this guy is supposed to have precidence over me, but when he calls and she's talkin to me she just say's i'll call you back to him and comes back to me and we talk again.

i'm like why don't i let you go so you can talk to your boy, she's like no i said i'd call him later, i'm like uhh, ok then.

weird stuff and now she's starting to put me and her together again like. "oh we should do that" "oh we should do this"

A DJ in my place would be continue on this road and recive the goods, and that's what i'm thinkin, but i dunno she DOES talk about this dude constantly and i could give a shyt less i think she knows that lol. but on the other hand i take precidence over him. so its weird. Any other DJ's got some insight on this?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by christz
but on the other hand i take precidence over him. so its weird. Any other DJ's got some insight on this?
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who's f*cking her? him or you?

your better at talking on the phone then him.. but she'd obviously rather be banging him..
how about u leave the attention wh*re to the guy and meet another girl.. one that u can bang.
 
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This is like the Seinfeld episode 'the summer of George'. She split the role of bf into two jobs, he's playing show room and your stuck with food and beverage. The Dude's ingenious.
 
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Originally posted by Naapimp
This is like the Seinfeld episode 'the summer of George'. She split the role of bf into two jobs, he's playing show room and your stuck with food and beverage. The Dude's ingenious.
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damn i love seinfeld..

and there is a great episode directly relating to the methods we discuss here..
dont know the name, but its when george gets his job at the new york yankees..

he decides to do the opposite of everything he would normally do..

he gets hot girls + good jobs that way :)

but the important thing was the realisation that he's been doing the same thing his whole life and getting no where, like so many of us have all been through.
 
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who said he's fu*king her? the dude is 13 hours away, about to be shipped back to iraq to fight the good fight possibly in a year, he still has 2 years of active marine duty left.

none of us are hittin it, but that wasn't the question
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by christz
who said he's fu*king her? the dude is 13 hours away, about to be shipped back to iraq to fight the good fight possibly in a year, he still has 2 years of active marine duty left.

none of us are hittin it, but that wasn't the question
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Then it's pretty obvious that she is selecting her next victim! Just like a female. When one door is closing they already have the next door lined up and waiting.
 
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