"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is there any point to it? You've got a few hotties out in the water with you with SO MANY GUYS around. Is there really any chance of hooking up with these girls even if you start a convo and work some game?

I can't think of anything that won't sound retarded, and besides the fact that while you're talking to them they say hold on and go catch a wave, leaving you sitting there like a retard.

Lost cause?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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lol, if you are gonna surf, u do it because u love the sport, then if you meet a woman out in the water its a bonus. Not everything in life is about how many woman u can meet!!!!!!
 
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Originally posted by CLOONEY
Not everything in life is about how many woman u can meet!!!!!!
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thats actually a very good quote. i think i'm gonna put that in my profile, minus the 6 !'s heh
 
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Originally posted by California Love
If u try hittin on the chicks you'll miss all the good waves.
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That's a better quote ;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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So true, but I go surfing every day and there's not these tan ass'd beach girls swimming around all the time.
 
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Originally posted by Trippsta
So true, but I go surfing every day and there's not these tan ass'd beach girls swimming around all the time.
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huh? So you go surfing every day, why? Because u love the sport? Or just to meet woman? I could think of MANY more places to meet woman. Surfing is mainly for guys!!!

If u enjoy the sport, do it because u love it. There are plenty other places to meet woman. So yeah, there is a point to it!
 
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