"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is there any point to it? You've got a few hotties out in the water with you with SO MANY GUYS around. Is there really any chance of hooking up with these girls even if you start a convo and work some game?

I can't think of anything that won't sound retarded, and besides the fact that while you're talking to them they say hold on and go catch a wave, leaving you sitting there like a retard.

Lost cause?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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lol, if you are gonna surf, u do it because u love the sport, then if you meet a woman out in the water its a bonus. Not everything in life is about how many woman u can meet!!!!!!
 

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Originally posted by CLOONEY
Not everything in life is about how many woman u can meet!!!!!!
thats actually a very good quote. i think i'm gonna put that in my profile, minus the 6 !'s heh
 

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Originally posted by California Love
If u try hittin on the chicks you'll miss all the good waves.
That's a better quote ;)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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So true, but I go surfing every day and there's not these tan ass'd beach girls swimming around all the time.
 

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Originally posted by Trippsta
So true, but I go surfing every day and there's not these tan ass'd beach girls swimming around all the time.
huh? So you go surfing every day, why? Because u love the sport? Or just to meet woman? I could think of MANY more places to meet woman. Surfing is mainly for guys!!!

If u enjoy the sport, do it because u love it. There are plenty other places to meet woman. So yeah, there is a point to it!
 
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