"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hitting a homer

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Yo, I got this girl, she's mine man, next time I see her it's going down. But she's a virgin. Is there anyway to give her pleasure cause I heard it's hard for girl virgins to have a good time during sex because it hurts them. I want to make the love to her so good shell think screwing anyone else is boring. Any tips?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Originally posted by eba
Yo, I got this girl, she's mine man, next time I see her it's going down. But she's a virgin. Is there anyway to give her pleasure cause I heard it's hard for girl virgins to have a good time during sex because it hurts them. I want to make the love to her so good shell think screwing anyone else is boring. Any tips?
don't be totally concerned with pleasing her. Just make her as comfortable as possible. So unless your a pimp you shouldn't worry about being her best time./
 

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Re: Re: Hitting a homer

Originally posted by Vincent
don't be totally concerned with pleasing her. Just make her as comfortable as possible. So unless your a pimp you shouldn't worry about being her best time./
*Chokes on water* What!?

Look, it's her first time. Yeah, it'll hurt her at first (usually,) but that doesn't mean you have to sacrifice pleasing her. She can be comfortable as a massage patient. But, unless she gets pleasure, why should she like sex? Take things slowy and try to make things as enjoyable for her as possible. I don't have time, but there is a post on here about making a virgins first time good.
 

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Take it slow. Lots of foreplay action. I suggest going down on her to get her off and make you seem like a really good lover. If it's her first time, she'll be tight and most girls will feel some pain for a while, but most start to enjoy it after a bit. Make sure she is warmed up and turned on. There are plenty of sex guides on this site, follow them.

Even if you do real well, she probably won't think screwing someone else is boring since she's never screwed anyone else before. Just make her really enjoy it and she'll be begging for more later on.
 

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just cause shes "yours" doesnt mean shell do anything you want....she might, but she might not.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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