"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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HILARIOUS! Girl Field-Reports ME!

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I am ****ing serious. I met this chick on the street with her friend and pulled them both into a bar where I pulled them both. She was a ****ing cool chick, really sparky and funky as ****. Love it. It was just one of those things, but then...

On my blog (http://caintheexile.livejournal.com), I notice a comment from someone. It's her! Random as ****! And so I check out her blog and sure enough, I read the following... I've cross posted and I have edited nothing...


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You'll take the high road and I'll take the low road, and I'll be in Scotland before ye...
Scotland has brought me some of the best hot chocolate, pizza, and sex in my entire life.


Arrived to rain in Edinburgh and a Julia to greet me at the shuttle stop Wednesday morning. Went to that cafe where Harry Potter was written, then had cheese garlic bread pizza and chips with brown sauce and an Irn Bru at the kebab place down the street. Later went to Bannerman's, the first of many pubs of the week.

Thursday we commenced the Christmas shopping season on the Royal Mile and Princes Street. That night on the way to Ceilidh'ing, some British boys asked us for a light, and we ended up in a pub discussing wrestling names, porn, and how Julia kisses like a butch lesbian. Ended up in the flat of a sexy British man called Ciaran (one much akin to the persona Julia and I had been seeking after watching that British mystery show with the old lady and the snide British bastard). He had the perfect accent to make the word "naughty" make me practically melt. And of course, dirty talk is soooo much sexier with a British accent.
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Well gentlemen, is that a first? Have any of you got field reports of yourself you'd like to post?

*laughs my ass off*

Oh, man.

Ever Yours

Jekyll
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Incog

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With all due respect, it isn't that hilarious.

Probably would be more relevant if we were in your situation.
 

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Incog said:
With all due respect, it isn't that hilarious.

Probably would be more relevant if we were in your situation.
LOL I laughed at your reply, but not the original post. It's more of a coincidence than anything.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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drjekyll said:
" He had the perfect accent to make the word "naughty" make me practically melt. And of course, dirty talk is soooo much sexier with a British accent"
Dude, can I borrow your accent? :)
 
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