"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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HILARIOUS! Girl Field-Reports ME!

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I am ****ing serious. I met this chick on the street with her friend and pulled them both into a bar where I pulled them both. She was a ****ing cool chick, really sparky and funky as ****. Love it. It was just one of those things, but then...

On my blog (http://caintheexile.livejournal.com), I notice a comment from someone. It's her! Random as ****! And so I check out her blog and sure enough, I read the following... I've cross posted and I have edited nothing...


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You'll take the high road and I'll take the low road, and I'll be in Scotland before ye...
Scotland has brought me some of the best hot chocolate, pizza, and sex in my entire life.


Arrived to rain in Edinburgh and a Julia to greet me at the shuttle stop Wednesday morning. Went to that cafe where Harry Potter was written, then had cheese garlic bread pizza and chips with brown sauce and an Irn Bru at the kebab place down the street. Later went to Bannerman's, the first of many pubs of the week.

Thursday we commenced the Christmas shopping season on the Royal Mile and Princes Street. That night on the way to Ceilidh'ing, some British boys asked us for a light, and we ended up in a pub discussing wrestling names, porn, and how Julia kisses like a butch lesbian. Ended up in the flat of a sexy British man called Ciaran (one much akin to the persona Julia and I had been seeking after watching that British mystery show with the old lady and the snide British bastard). He had the perfect accent to make the word "naughty" make me practically melt. And of course, dirty talk is soooo much sexier with a British accent.
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Well gentlemen, is that a first? Have any of you got field reports of yourself you'd like to post?

*laughs my ass off*

Oh, man.

Ever Yours

Jekyll
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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With all due respect, it isn't that hilarious.

Probably would be more relevant if we were in your situation.
 

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Incog said:
With all due respect, it isn't that hilarious.

Probably would be more relevant if we were in your situation.
LOL I laughed at your reply, but not the original post. It's more of a coincidence than anything.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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drjekyll said:
" He had the perfect accent to make the word "naughty" make me practically melt. And of course, dirty talk is soooo much sexier with a British accent"
Dude, can I borrow your accent? :)
 
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