Viper
Banned
Alright, I'll ignore the rudeness people have given me and join then.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
HighSchool DJ Bootcamp 2005
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Viper
Banned
Alright, I'll ignore the rudeness(blaming me for something that was not my fault, calling what I said nonsense, when it clearly wasn't) people have given me and join then.
Unless you really know anything about my life, shut the fvck up now. I can just as easily say that the INTERNET is your life too, we would be doing the same thing, talking about something we don't know sh1t about.So what? This isn't even your topic you can't order anybody around, this is the INTERNET, you should know its your life.
I've been trying, but when I try, I learn that people on this board(or atleast the High School Forum) would rather argue and be *******s and talk about how I'm not going to do **** and discourage me from changing, rather than motivate me to change.start to learn how to change yourself...be a little open-minded for once in your life.
SlyD4rK
Don Juan
Originally posted by AB500
Everytime Viper posts a kitten dies.
Arg, AustinG I would post you the non .tk link to the high school boot camp but ThyBlindedBeast might get mad at me..
ROFL..haha...
and i might get mad at what?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Viper
Banned
This is the bullsh1t I'm talking about, grow the fvck up, Sosuave. I'm doing my best to ignore people, but if people don't shvt the fvck up and end it, I might have to report the fvcking mods, god damn, your like little children, you can't let things go.Originally posted by AB500
I'm in.. joined a while ago.
Everytime Viper posts a kitten dies.
Arg, AustinG I would post you the non .tk link to the high school boot camp but ThyBlindedBeast might get mad at me..
If a kitten dies everytime I post, a human must die everytime you post.
taiwanesedude227
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Get out.Originally posted by Viper
This is the bullsh1t I'm talking about, grow the fvck up, Sosuave. I'm doing my best to ignore people, but if people don't shvt the fvck up and end it, I might have to report the fvcking mods, god damn, your like little children, you can't let things go.
If a kitten dies everytime I post, a human must die everytime you post.
Anyways, boot camp is starting tomorrow is it not? Good luck guys.
Viper
Banned
Shut the fvck up and stop spamming the topic.Originally posted by taiwanesedude227
Get out.
Anyways, boot camp is starting tomorrow is it not? Good luck guys.
I know I'm spamming, but if it wasn't for your BS I wouldn't be spamming his topic.
YOU get out, either stop making stupid post in this topic or get out.
Grow the **** up and drop, because if you want act like a little kid and continue it, I'll be glad to tell the moderators about you.
I started it alright, but I'm the only one making an effort to end it and get back on topic.
Jesus, when I become a Don Juan one day, I'll thank people like SlyD4rk and the High School Bootcamp, people I won't thank are the people who felt they wanted to act like asshol3s(You know who you are.).
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Viper
Banned
And you know what? Yeah, I am going to join the HSDJBC, people think they know everything fvcking thing on this board, I'll prove them wrong by conquering the HSDJBC with flying results. I can't do it? Bullsh1t, I won't do anything? Bullsh1t, I know that my game sucks right now, but I'm going to work hard to improve it with this Boot Camp and when my game does improve, greatness will come.
SlyD4rK
Don Juan
bout ****ing time you got the spirit..now write DJ on the palm of your hand. and go live the life you have been wantingOriginally posted by Viper
And you know what? Yeah, I am going to join the HSDJBC, people think they know everything fvcking thing on this board, I'll prove them wrong by conquering the HSDJBC with flying results. I can't do it? Bullsh1t, I won't do anything? Bullsh1t, I know that my game sucks right now, but I'm going to work hard to improve it with this Boot Camp and when my game does improve, greatness will come.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
GateKeeper
Don Juan
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oh wow....
EVERY BODY! STOP THE KIDDY FIGHTING!
No wonder mature dj's dont give respect to highschoolers. I mean really... look Viper, good job. I'm happy your joining us. Don't listen or respond to anyone. If anyone give's you trouble, tell me and I'll take care of it. My contact info, once again, is at www.hsdjbootcamp.tk or you can private message me and I'll give it to you.
Everyone else... bare with Viper. He's had a set of beliefs his entire life, and we are helping him break through. Don't listen to his complaints or anything... just ignore it. Ok, now that , that issue is settled I would like to make it clear
WE ARE STILL BUILDING THE BOOTCAMP
Sign up, and we will have the material soon.
EVERY BODY! STOP THE KIDDY FIGHTING!
No wonder mature dj's dont give respect to highschoolers. I mean really... look Viper, good job. I'm happy your joining us. Don't listen or respond to anyone. If anyone give's you trouble, tell me and I'll take care of it. My contact info, once again, is at www.hsdjbootcamp.tk or you can private message me and I'll give it to you.
Everyone else... bare with Viper. He's had a set of beliefs his entire life, and we are helping him break through. Don't listen to his complaints or anything... just ignore it. Ok, now that , that issue is settled I would like to make it clear
WE ARE STILL BUILDING THE BOOTCAMP
Sign up, and we will have the material soon.
SlyD4rK
Don Juan
Days 1-5 are posted...feast on the information!
And Viper...i have yet to see your name in the Sign-up forum of HsDJbootcamp.tk
And Viper...i have yet to see your name in the Sign-up forum of HsDJbootcamp.tk
SlyD4rK
Don Juan
yes..what of it?Originally posted by E_ze05
wasnt this posted like a week ago????
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Originally posted by E_ze05
wasnt this posted like a week ago????
You want to fu<k with us? We pop a fukin cap in yo azz *****.
GateKeeper
Don Juan
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only if he doesn't actually join the Highschool Bootcamp...
Everyone, until that point comes... lay off. Give him a week to sign up. Stop screwing with him... 7 Days Viper... before we have to cut the fat...
Be The Muscle of the Body or
Be the fat of the ass
I'm believing that your muscle. Don't let me down, friend.
Everyone, until that point comes... lay off. Give him a week to sign up. Stop screwing with him... 7 Days Viper... before we have to cut the fat...
Be The Muscle of the Body or
Be the fat of the ass
I'm believing that your muscle. Don't let me down, friend.