"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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why are girls so stupid? this girl that goes to another school calls me and asks me out to a game, to which i refuse because im going to be genuinly busy....then shes like so yea homecoming is around the corner, do you have any cute friend i can go with(im sure she likes me)? and then shes like i dont want to go with anybody from my school(i dont go to her school)....so then im just like why dont you just ask me already?she then said, who said i want to go with you, who said you were cute....?blah blah blah...

i cut it short and i told her i had to get back to my friends, and she tells me fine im going to call my cute friend and ask him out.... or something of that sort. wow i cant wait until i can deal with real women.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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she must be shy and ugly.
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no shes not shy, or ugly or has a third arm, shes actually pretty nice(physically)....shes just only a sophmore and 15 years old.
 
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Originally posted by undesputable
no shes not shy, or ugly or has a third arm, shes actually pretty nice(physically)....shes just only a sophmore and 15 years old.
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lol so ur saying shes an idiot.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by undesputable
no shes not shy, or ugly or has a third arm, shes actually pretty nice(physically)....shes just only a sophmore and 15 years old.
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lots of girl behave this way... most of them seem to stop when they get to 17 or 18...
 
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Originally posted by Jay-X
lots of girl behave this way... most of them seem to stop when they get to 17 or 18...
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Oh man, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard! Great joke Jay...


Oh wait, you were serious?
 
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Originally posted by Eternal
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Oh man, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard! Great joke Jay...


Oh wait, you were serious?
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i'm talkin about my personal experience, man. i've rarely seen such an immature girl who was over 18
 
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Originally posted by RaWBLooD
lol so ur saying shes an idiot.
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basically
 
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maybe she WAS going to ask you but saying "why dont you just ask me already?" is kinda rude. That's one of them "oh no YOU DIDN'T" moments...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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