Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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why are girls so stupid? this girl that goes to another school calls me and asks me out to a game, to which i refuse because im going to be genuinly busy....then shes like so yea homecoming is around the corner, do you have any cute friend i can go with(im sure she likes me)? and then shes like i dont want to go with anybody from my school(i dont go to her school)....so then im just like why dont you just ask me already?she then said, who said i want to go with you, who said you were cute....?blah blah blah...

i cut it short and i told her i had to get back to my friends, and she tells me fine im going to call my cute friend and ask him out.... or something of that sort. wow i cant wait until i can deal with real women.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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she must be shy and ugly.
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no shes not shy, or ugly or has a third arm, shes actually pretty nice(physically)....shes just only a sophmore and 15 years old.
 

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Originally posted by undesputable
no shes not shy, or ugly or has a third arm, shes actually pretty nice(physically)....shes just only a sophmore and 15 years old.
lol so ur saying shes an idiot.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Originally posted by undesputable
no shes not shy, or ugly or has a third arm, shes actually pretty nice(physically)....shes just only a sophmore and 15 years old.
lots of girl behave this way... most of them seem to stop when they get to 17 or 18...
 

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Originally posted by Jay-X
lots of girl behave this way... most of them seem to stop when they get to 17 or 18...
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Oh man, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard! Great joke Jay...


Oh wait, you were serious?
 

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Originally posted by Eternal
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Oh man, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard! Great joke Jay...


Oh wait, you were serious?
i'm talkin about my personal experience, man. i've rarely seen such an immature girl who was over 18
 

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Originally posted by RaWBLooD
lol so ur saying shes an idiot.
basically
 

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maybe she WAS going to ask you but saying "why dont you just ask me already?" is kinda rude. That's one of them "oh no YOU DIDN'T" moments...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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